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#1 SAPD

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 01:29 PM

This must be the most bizarre piece of mail I have ever received :blink: :blink:

What the fcuk do I do with this??

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Is it just letting me know that it's there? Or is it recommending that I check it out? Or is it warning me off as you only get 10 mins action in a 30min slot (excuse the pun)??

I need to speak to the other residents in the block to see if everyone got one... I'll be a tad worried if I was singled out for this special mailshot :huh:

edit: the number obscured by the paperclip is a "7", in case anyone wants to give it a ring thumbsup. If you do, let me know what they say, won't you? :lol:

Edited by SAPD, 05 June 2007 - 01:31 PM.


#2 Gouldy

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 01:41 PM

This must be the most bizarre piece of mail I have ever received :blink: :blink:

What the fcuk do I do with this??


Post it on the internet for everyone to laugh at seems like as good an answer as any!

How does the conversation go once your 10 minutes is up I wonder?

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 01:49 PM

This must be the most bizarre piece of mail I have ever received :blink: :blink:

What the fcuk do I do with this??

Posted Image

Is it just letting me know that it's there? Or is it recommending that I check it out? Or is it warning me off as you only get 10 mins action in a 30min slot (excuse the pun)??

I need to speak to the other residents in the block to see if everyone got one... I'll be a tad worried if I was singled out for this special mailshot :huh:

edit: the number obscured by the paperclip is a "7", in case anyone wants to give it a ring thumbsup. If you do, let me know what they say, won't you? :lol:


haha, im going. Anybody else?

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 01:59 PM

They must be desperate for business, that's all I can say...... :P

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 02:04 PM

I wouldnt pay sixty quid for 29 minutes of after sex chit-chat :o :P Whos up for a .org meet then? :P

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 02:40 PM

Quick update: GF got someone at work to call the number and it appears to be a genuine service being offered from a flat downstairs from us. We've decided to go and hand the postcard in at the local cop-shop. If only because the 'free parking' is supposed to be residents only! ;)

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 05:25 PM

There are issues of running this kind of business from a residentual area that the police would be interested in, there are also issues that the council would be interested in too (it is illgal to run an unsactified business from home,) also the tax man may be interested too. I have never frequented such a place or used a telephone sex service but firmly believe that in the right place there is a need and want for such services and it should be regulated and legalised thumbsup I too would be very concerned to find out that one is being run from a residence below me. Informing the authorities (as you have done) is about all you can do about it i'm afraid.

#8 mandarinvx

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 05:55 PM

So you have a good idea who it is then :huh: Is she hot :unsure: :P

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 06:15 PM

Advert or Warning - looks more like a complaint letter to me. :P Must be thiking that you're the pimp SAPD and wants the service sorting out!! :drink:

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 07:09 PM

Advert or Warning - looks more like a complaint letter to me. :P


That's the conclusion we've come to... Looks like a dissatisfied customer! Seems as though everyone in the building got a letter. We haven't taken ours to the police yet as we're busy packing to go away tomorrow but I know others have and so I'm not too worried about it waiting 'til we get back.

Honestly, you'd never have guessed from the building. I thought we were the only people in here under 60. It's just like an old folks' home... except for this!

I've seen a lady who looks of asian descent coming and going (excuse the pun again) from the flat in question but she certainly don't look like no ho :P

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 08:19 PM

saved to speed-dial! :tt:

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Posted 05 June 2007 - 09:01 PM

Depends if she is a looker as to whether to inform the Police !! Only joking - report it - these type of "establishments" are normally linked to the drug trade as well.

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 03:12 PM

Depends if she is a looker as to whether to inform the Police !! Only joking - report it - these type of "establishments" are normally linked to the drug trade as well.

Dude, it's in Pompey.....everything's linked to the drugs trade!!! :P ;)

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 03:22 PM

Group buy...? No? :tumble:

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 03:23 PM

She is over 60, you say? Seen Wayne Rooney loitering around?? or TT?? :P

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 03:30 PM

:lol:

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 04:55 PM

Group buy...?

No? :tumble:





:groupjump:

LOL

Hope this story doesn't make the Sun tomorrow! :D

Edited by V2VXR, 06 June 2007 - 04:56 PM.


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Posted 06 June 2007 - 05:10 PM

Group buy...?

No? :tumble:





:groupjump:

LOL

Hope this story doesn't make the Sun tomorrow! :D


maybe antgv was rushing to get there?! :lol:

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 05:12 PM

£120 ph. Have they got any jobs going? ;) E. :D

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Posted 06 June 2007 - 05:26 PM

crikey the arguments I have heard over parking and your getting it for "free" :P




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