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#1 JimH

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 10:36 AM

Don't ask how I found this scar on the face of humanity but there is no excuse for it.

No, it isn't Jim just being mean spirited and cynical. Anyone who behaves like this should be put in an iron box with spikes on the inside.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 10:44 AM

that is so beautiful. i'm typing through the tears. jim you're just being grumpy and mean spirited. it's restored my faith in mankind and the family as a unit. edit to say i give them 18 months tops.

Edited by skiddo, 19 February 2004 - 10:44 AM.


#3 JimH

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 10:54 AM

edit to say i give them 18 months tops.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 10:55 AM

that is so beautiful. i'm typing through the tears. jim you're just being grumpy and mean spirited.

it's restored my faith in mankind and the family as a unit.

edit to say i give them 18 months tops.

don't worry - I've done a search and

www.geekgetsdumped.co.uk

is still available....

#5 Jase_MK

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 10:56 AM

Who's going to sign the guestbook then? :poke:

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 10:57 AM

Jim, In future keep this kind of material to yourself as I have just spent the last 10 minutes trailing through this site!!! :D B)

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 10:58 AM

sorry did I say Site? I need elp wit one of my keys as it doesn't appear to be working. B)

#8 Guest_skiddo (Guest)

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 11:03 AM

that is so beautiful. i'm typing through the tears. jim you're just being grumpy and mean spirited.

it's restored my faith in mankind and the family as a unit.

edit to say i give them 18 months tops.

don't worry - I've done a search and

www.geekgetsdumped.co.uk

is still available....

lmoa. beautiful loz.


btw did anybody else notice the only thing that wasn't covered photographically was the marriage consumation.

he hasn't shagged her - any money.

#9 JimH

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 11:17 AM

If you haven't looked at the pictures of the cake go there and tell me what you think it looks like.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 11:22 AM

If you haven't looked at the pictures of the cake go there and tell me what you think it looks like.

:lol: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

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#11 Guest_skiddo (Guest)

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 11:30 AM

overly sweet to pukesville?

my favourite page... http://www.themarria...ewpage.pl/0/18/




'HELEN WRIGHT
Helen was born on 20th May 1980, and was the Bride for this Wedding!'


no fcukin sh*t sherlock - the big eff-off white merangue dress gave it away...

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 11:32 AM

also - although i feel cruel, because these are real people and human beings afterall - but fcuk it. serves them right. have you noticed that from when they met in 97, how she has ballooned and he has shrunk... something tells me she aint letting him have his fair share of their weekly food shop.

Edited by skiddo, 19 February 2004 - 11:57 AM.


#13 JimH

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 11:48 AM

That bridesmaid has had one savage beating with the ugly stick.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 11:58 AM

tell me you mean sarah and not the cute little kid, you heartless bastard.

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#15 earlystock

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 12:05 PM

Isn't that Pat Butcher from Eastenders (the grooms mum?) :D

#16 JimH

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 12:19 PM

tell me you mean sarah .....

Oh Jesus wept. That tiara. Who thought that would be a good idea?

Style, eh? You've either got it or you haven't.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 12:30 PM

If you haven't looked at the pictures of the cake go there and tell me what you think it looks like.

That's not fair Jim. I'm in an open plan office and now everybody knows I'm skiving ... :lol: :lol:

It's nice to see, though, that this is the "official" site - not to be confused with all the other wannabes out there. :blink:

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 12:30 PM

that is just :sick: tempted to add something less polite in their guest book :poke:

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 12:30 PM

see how the photographer did everything he could not to accentuate her round shoulders. nice work, repect.

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Posted 19 February 2004 - 12:37 PM

I thought the forced perspective to accentuate his dwarfism was a work of art too :D




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