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Friends 3 year old daughter died yesterday. Bollocks, sh*t, fcuk.

Also just told a girl ive cooked a slag bowl instead of a spag bol. Today is not going well :/

Note to self: Expanding foam expands........alot!

Hot merc on the M1. Literally, its bonnet was a fireball. A fire engine would of been handy

First thing to eat in 48 hours. I still dont feel normal

Now has 3/4 of a litre of peach water as coolant. im not changing it either, cant be arsed

Pressure on a confined liquid is transmitted undiminished in every direction, and acts with equal force on equal areas, and at right angles to the cylinder walls.

Ive given up for the night. After a limo full of fit women told me i was gorgeous it was downhill from there. Getting on it hard tomorrow though. Why is drink the only thing to do nowadays, pretty much the only thing you dont need a buddy for.

Future wife just set a new british record. Well done Jess

Is yet again hung over. Southsea beach when its hot is a good place so be though. Soooo much eye candy, did mean i ended up in the pub though. Glad the only thing i have this morning is physio on my creaky knees

is very hung over. Time for a beer poo

To the kid thats commandeered 2 of my dust caps: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my dust caps go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I wi...

10 hours sleep since i got up at 7am last sunday. Glad to be on my way home!

Nexus is back :) cnuts have wiped it for some reason but atleast iplayer now works on them :)

Has a craving for an F355. Why? :(