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Zoobeef

And his breath fcuking stinks.
Apr 13 2015 07:58 PM

Rudy

His breath? Did you get a big wet slobbery kiss then? Yuk
Apr 13 2015 08:29 PM

Zoobeef

There was just a stench of sh*t while I was trying to get his muzzle on for a walk. Must be nice to carry snacks round in your ass.
Apr 13 2015 09:13 PM

Stevie Dubyah

Mind you... the girl wasn't vigorously rubbing the boobs that were on display... maybe that's the difference.
Mar 20 2015 04:00 AM

Nev

So... are you gonna let us know where this pub is then?!
Mar 20 2015 08:07 PM

Lauren(S)

Lol
Mar 21 2015 11:10 AM

Zoobeef

Yeah, I remember that day. I was J company of 42 with him for that tour. I got all my medic training from him.
Feb 25 2015 09:13 PM

Pidgeon

Nice lad, didn't know we permitted colonials in HM Forces?
Feb 26 2015 08:06 AM

Zoobeef

We have Canadians, South Africans, Trinidad and Tobagoians?, figians and probably a few others.
Feb 26 2015 07:07 PM

siztenboots

ZZRs , more grip , last longer, better in wet, more progressive

Feb 16 2015 08:44 AM

SteveA

Caterham tyre of Choice for the superlight championships.
Feb 16 2015 08:41 PM

PaulCP

What Sizeten says!
Addnl warm up time is 1 extra lap from my experience
Feb 17 2015 06:45 PM

RabnaKS

He maybe a real Casper now?
Nov 01 2014 09:57 PM

ghand

About 12 month for me, I now do a few hours three days a week showing folk around houses for sale it's a hard life.
Aug 30 2014 08:43 PM

slindborg

I goto work for a rest, if I retired I'd probably jump off beachy head the week after lol
Aug 30 2014 08:55 PM

Zoobeef

Well it means that he has time to finish building the new roof on the 2 storey garage/outhouse in the dales and a load of other jobs his wife has planned. He also has the house in Doncaster that needs fully gutting but I have no idea what his plans are going to be.
Aug 30 2014 09:52 PM

Captain Vimes

Does it help if I assumed you were a 37 year old drug dealer?
Jul 27 2014 09:10 PM

Zoobeef

At least I would of made a decent living.
Jul 27 2014 10:39 PM

g1977

Wait till you get near 40 and then despite having all number of toys before, you are now having a "midlife" tango india tangos
Jul 28 2014 08:54 AM

PaulCP

It does state"no Toyota, no drive, no refund"
Jul 11 2014 09:15 AM

Samwise

http://tinyurl.com/mckhwoj

Problem Solved!
Jul 11 2014 12:15 PM

Zoobeef

I emailed and asked first so it's ok. They must be struggling to fill it.
Jul 11 2014 02:41 PM

fezzasus

Pass. Advisory on the drop links. It's always drop links on an Audi
Jun 21 2014 09:04 AM

Zoobeef

Just got it back. They failed it because one headlight was aimed too high, they had adjusted it and then passed it. No advisories.
Jun 21 2014 10:40 AM

RabnaKS

A fail a day keeps VOSA at bay! :-D
Jun 21 2014 12:22 PM

slindborg

Trouping the colour, now that's patriotism I can happily cheer on!
Jun 14 2014 10:00 PM

Zoobeef

Horn and offside handbrake currently not working :(
Forgot to check the horn. Bugger.
Jun 13 2014 07:35 AM

RabnaKS

Tut, tut. They released stats the other week regarding MOT fails, stating highest failure rates are the easy fixes & checks you don't need skills for, may be just aptitude or inclination.��
Jun 14 2014 12:31 PM

RabnaKS

You got it wrong, when you smell sugar puffs I've been assured you're dehydrating? LOL
Jun 09 2014 07:58 PM

Zoobeef

I normally go on colour than smell. Maybe it should be a taste test though
Jun 09 2014 08:26 PM

RabnaKS

:-D
Jun 09 2014 08:28 PM