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Zoobeef
Stuck my arm in my brothers engine bay to unplug the reverse light. Told him it was burning my arm but i could reach it. Pulled it out and i have a melted patch of skin on my arm :(
Dec 13 2013 10:13 PM
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Zoobeef
Had to show 6 gorgeous college girls round an armourd vehicle this afternoon. God lifes a chore!
Dec 04 2013 05:56 PM
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Lauren(S)
Haha what a hard life
Dec 04 2013 09:29 PM
Zoobeef
So, may be trained as a tanker driver to cover the fuel strikes. Shame i wont get their wages :(
Nov 29 2013 02:21 PM
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mark_vx
What fuel strikes - have I missed something?
Nov 29 2013 08:08 PM -
Zoobeef
The military are just planning ahead. I'm not sure what's coming!
Nov 29 2013 09:23 PM -
kitcar765
i direct you to the bitcoin thread in off topic. fuel will get might expensive when our currency collapses!
Nov 29 2013 09:34 PM
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AliM
hungover.com
Nov 24 2013 12:03 PM -
Zoobeef
Indeed! Mouth like ghandis flip flops. Mums taking me for a carvery :)
Nov 24 2013 01:34 PM
Zoobeef
Happy Birthday Royal Marines! 349 today! Enforced drinking starts at 1600 :D
Oct 28 2013 01:47 PM
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Zoobeef
And now I feel like sh*t :-(
Oct 29 2013 08:44 AM -
Hark
lol
Oct 30 2013 10:51 PM
Zoobeef
Work have given me £6.25k aslong as i promised not to quit for a year. Ive agreed aslong as they promised not to give me work for a year.
Oct 21 2013 06:02 PM
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Zoobeef
Yeah ticked passed my 8 year point at the start of the month. Gone way too quickly.
Oct 22 2013 11:48 AM -
Rickwoo118
8 years does go quickly. Too quickly and before you know it you will be time served
Oct 22 2013 01:45 PM -
Zoobeef
Tax man decided he wants £1400 of it. God I hope the benefit scroungers put it to a new TV
Oct 22 2013 06:12 PM
Zoobeef
im sat watching tv with a jumper while the car has an electric heater dryung it after being caught in a storm. I wonder who wears the trousers here :/
Oct 20 2013 06:45 PM
Zoobeef
Showers at work are fixed! Only took 3 months! Finally can wake up without feeling like im being dribbled on by a cold spastic.
Oct 07 2013 07:24 AM
Zoobeef
Has a new garage, its joined to my land so i dont have to go far. £6 a week though! Wonder if i can negotiate?
Oct 03 2013 09:48 PM
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chrisvx220
hahaha quality Mark, sounds like you pulled a grim yorkshire woman with a kid! Surely its easier and cheaper to achieve the same just going for a strole down silver street on an evening ;)
Oct 04 2013 01:04 PM -
Zoobeef
Thing is she may actually of been younger than me but kids at 12, poor diet and the quantity of coal dust in the air really effects the locals.
Oct 04 2013 01:22 PM -
RabnaKS
Possibly following you on .org? You don't have to be an owner!
Oct 04 2013 06:38 PM
Zoobeef
Some bloke woke my mum up at 8am this morning on the way home from the pub because he thought the Noble was blue and his mrs didnt so he wanted to solve the domestic. Dont think he knew what he was waking up
Sep 29 2013 11:00 AM
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Rusty789
Back from the pub at 8am? Where is this pub?!
Sep 29 2013 11:06 AM -
Zoobeef
Pretty normal for Doncaster haha.
Sep 29 2013 11:08 AM -
Lauren(S)
Lol
Sep 29 2013 06:23 PM
Zoobeef
this afternoon ive done 2 cambelts, a service and an exhaust downpipe and cat. Pocket money for the weekend :)
Sep 25 2013 10:16 PM
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Zoobeef
Indeed. She's 364 days younger than me too, if that's not fate I don't know what is.
Sep 20 2013 09:31 PM -
jonnyboy
Just noticed her on 8 out of 10 does countdown. Almost Prefect. Not brunette so only 8/10
Sep 21 2013 06:43 PM -
Zoobeef
Yes I do prefer a brunette too. I cant be too picky though haha.
Sep 21 2013 07:21 PM
