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[Wolfstone]

Have we done Aggie MacKenzie yet Bob?

 

 

[Mangham54]

Put me in a room with her (Michelle not Aggie), Keely Donovan and Cheryl Cole and FLD would loose his USP. All three are brunettes, so have to make up with the following: Anna Kournikova, Hayden Panettiere and Mrs IronMan. Gonna need a bib ay this rate.

Edited by Mangham54, 26 November 2013 - 08:59 PM.

[Mangham54]

1. Sophie Ellis Bexter - it is all so wrong, but as a collection of broken parts it all comes back together quite well. 2. Mindy from The Mindy Project - She is too "chunky" for my liking - but everything is weirdly in proportion.

[Wolfstone]

The rules of this thread are that you have to post pics Chris. Break the rule and face the wrath of iBob!

[Darcini]

Ah. Ugly bint.

Yeah, just remember to bin those tissues before the missus gets home

No need. I have a fit wife.

TTIUWP

[turbobob]

Sounds like we might be getting back on track. 

[KurtVerbose]

How is Sophie Ellis Bexter wrong?

 

Only if you're thinking of her and her mum together - and that's so wrong it's right.

 

pic

 

Edited by KurtVerbose, 26 November 2013 - 09:34 PM.

[RabnaKS]

 

Eh... how has the picture changed whilst hitting reply.

 

I got obsessed looking for a different pic of her jugs to replace my original pic with Chris.  

 

Now can we please get this back on topic!

 

I have to disagree with you on me using this topic for my question! For one, if my wife knew I had a crush on her, it would make my life a little difficult, so short of looking like Cosmo Smallpeice sat on couch while she watch's Corrie I sit there browsing the web & perusing .org bringing my eyes up gently when she appears.  in that case this is most apt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

PS thanx for pics!      

Edited by k5h4w, 26 November 2013 - 10:05 PM.

[turbobob]

My thread my rules. Stop posting fantasies. This thread is about secret desires that would probably deemed wrong by others. And with those posts should be pictures. 

[RabnaKS]

My thread my rules. Stop posting fantasies. This thread is about secret desires that would probably deemed wrong by others. And with those posts should be pictures. 

While agreeing your rules & while I'd like to believe I'm sticking to the rules is because if my crush was to come true & I was in a position to follow it up, I would most likely be facing divorce, which would not be good for me, my VX would most likely be the casualty apart from me being homeless, penniless, castrated & anything else that could be put on us weak lilly livered male species.  If pleading this to be accepted as topical is wrong then short of this I really would worry what the criteria is???????????????  

Plus, you've done it now! I've googled her & found out she's 6 yrs older than my daughter, so what on earth is the rule I'm breaking? We are not playing grass on the pitch let's play are we? because that's it wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by k5h4w, 26 November 2013 - 10:26 PM.

[turbobob]

Have you seen the opening post of this thread? That's a pretty good summary of what is correct on here. 

[Wolfstone]

Thread started two years ago today too Bob!      Still going strong and plenty more wrong 'uns out there still.  

[Bumblebee]

Thread started two years ago today too Bob! Still going strong and plenty more wrong 'uns out there still.

Think that could be telling you guys something.......

[RabnaKS]

Have you seen the opening post of this thread? That's a pretty good summary of what is correct on here.

You're bloody hard, work? Next time I have a disagreement with the missus or I'm justifying why I strayed with my secret crush I need you in my corner.  Better still, has anybody employed your skills in a court room?

[turbobob]

 

Thread started two years ago today too Bob! Still going strong and plenty more wrong 'uns out there still.

Think that could be telling you guys something.......

 

Aimy you are most definitely not qualified to be in this thread. And yes that is a compliment. 

[turbobob]

 

Have you seen the opening post of this thread? That's a pretty good summary of what is correct on here.

You're bloody hard, work? Next time I have a disagreement with the missus or I'm justifying why I strayed with my secret crush I need you in my corner.  Better still, has anybody employed your skills in a court room?

 

Oh but I'm not hard work really. I have a sense of humour. Come along to a meet (with the three queens ) then see what you think Oh and I'm a quality manager. So no sh*t sticks to me

[Wolfstone]

Oh and I'm a quality manager. So no sh*t sticks to me

Nelly's sh*t would........it sticks to everything........I speak from (plenty of) experience.    

 

And k5h4w..........if you're going to the NW Xmas meal on 7 December in Chester you'll have the pleasure ( ) of experiencing the three queens.      

[RabnaKS]

Have you seen the opening post of this thread? That's a pretty good summary of what is correct on here. 

But the opening thread doesn't give anything away on the rules!  The old rule is, there is someone for everyone, they just need to be brought together.  Even John McCrirrick had a wife & Anne Ramsey had a spouse (Momma Fratelli; Goonies).  Surely that's can't be your criteria??  

[Darcini]

Cosmo Smallpeice

not heard that name in a LONG time To be pedantic, *Smallpiece

[turbobob]

The clue is in the title. The example is in the first post