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#521 RabnaKS

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:06 PM

 

 

Have you seen the opening post of this thread? That's a pretty good summary of what is correct on here.

You're bloody hard, work? Next time I have a disagreement with the missus or I'm justifying why I strayed with my secret crush I need you in my corner.  Better still, has anybody employed your skills in a court room? :D

 

Oh but I'm not hard work really. I have a sense of humour. Come along to a meet (with the three queens :D) then see what you think :lol: Oh and I'm a quality manager. So no sh*t sticks to me :D

 

Now I know why I feel you're hard work.  You're 1 step away from a Tech Manager & I have not met a Tech Manager who I didn't think would have looked out of place in a marketing team. LOL  I have been away from the quality side for 3 yrs now & I sleep a lot better. I hated food quality, did it for 10yrs!



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:10 PM

 

Cosmo Smallpeice

:lol: not heard that name in a LONG time To be pedantic, *Smallpiece

 

Divi typo. at least it wasn't one of them I'll sell it for £100,  Oooops there appears to be a bit of interest? I know, Typo! I meant to put £400. LOL



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 11:40 PM

Probably already been done but a few that come to mind...

 

 

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Also got a thing for Cherry Healy but thats less wrong!

 

I have a good looking young wife too... subconsciously i must need a cougar!  :lol:



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Posted 27 November 2013 - 11:38 PM

Probably already been done but a few that come to mind...

 

 

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Also got a thing for Cherry Healy but thats less wrong!

 

I have a good looking young wife too... subconsciously i must need a cougar!  :lol:

I've been rollocked for not sticking to the thread, HM I think so!  Happy T? :lol:



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Posted 28 November 2013 - 04:32 PM

Already been done ??

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Well it would at least be fun

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 06:25 PM

It's certainly wrong with those nipples :unsure:



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Posted 28 November 2013 - 06:43 PM

Ya it does look a bit like 3 jimmy carrs if you look quick And cheers bob

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 06:50 PM

I don't want to suck Jimmy Carr's face :lol:

 

No worries chinky chinky



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Posted 28 November 2013 - 06:51 PM

I don't want to suck Jimmy Carr's face :lol:   No worries chinky chinky

Bet you do really 😃

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 10:21 AM

Seriously? - this has become as bad as the v8 thread where people just pick boring german cars......

 

I know most of you are old ( :P) but its not the "pick an old person who used to look ok when TV cameras were crap in the 80s and 90s but now looks like Gordon Ramsey's face in HD" thread.

 

You need to be picking very weird and wonderful things.

 

Beth Phoenix for example? how much testosterone has she taken... does that still means shes a woman? Who knows.... that's the enigma.

 

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 11:04 AM

Jesus, you'd be scared to do anything wrong wit her.

 

Her face is just like Jenifer Saunders though. Actually .....................



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Posted 29 November 2013 - 11:06 AM

My last post made think. Another for the collection :

 

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Posted 29 November 2013 - 11:11 AM

My last post made think. Another for the collection :

 

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Yep, something about Dawn French. maybe those big ass boobies :D 



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Posted 29 November 2013 - 11:18 AM

too big sorry - couldn't deal with the clothes off! :o makes beth phoenix look small :P



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Posted 29 November 2013 - 07:25 PM

noo way dawn french,it would be like a badly packed donner

a young helen mirren tho,stunning,i would use her shite for toothpaste and bottle her farts

sarah beany,fcuking dog



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Posted 29 November 2013 - 07:57 PM

noo way dawn french,it would be like a badly packed donner

a young helen mirren tho,stunning,i would use her shite for toothpaste and bottle her farts

sarah beany,fcuking dog

But you do enjoy being t-bagged by your bath :lol:



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Posted 30 November 2013 - 08:24 PM

For those that remember the 60s/70s series 'On the Buses'

 

Olive Butler (Real name Anna Karen):

 

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 08:28 PM

 Nice ken :lol:

 

And no I don't remember :) 



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Posted 30 November 2013 - 09:09 PM

cheeky



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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:30 PM

For those that remember the 60s/70s series 'On the Buses'
 
Olive Butler (Real name Anna Karen):
 
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You watched 'Holiday on the Buses' today too?




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