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Secret Crushes That You Know Are Wrong, But You Can't Help It

Started by turbobob , Nov 26 2011 10:23 AM

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#41 Jezter

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 08:34 PM

Yeah, like TB says, leave the fitties for another thread and bring on the irrisistable munters .

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 08:42 PM

You wanna know a wrong crush?? When I was about 14 I found this picture of a woman who was stunning. An old picture of a woman who was like Bridget Bardot in a swimsuit. I was in love and kept the photo for years. I found out many years later it was my mum....ooops. But so, so stunning in her youth.....but feels all a bit wrong now.....

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 08:47 PM

Yep, there we have it, Goose goes straight to the top of the 'wrong' pile and sets up an insurmountable lead!

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 08:50 PM

Yep, there we have it, Goose goes straight to the top of the 'wrong' pile and sets up an insurmountable lead!


To fukcing right....will find. Pic of her when she was a bunny girl....good looking young lady in the day.....

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 08:52 PM

You wanna know a wrong crush?? When I was about 14 I found this picture of a woman who was stunning. An old picture of a woman who was like Bridget Bardot in a swimsuit. I was in love and kept the photo for years.




I found out many years later it was my mum....ooops. But so, so stunning in her youth.....but feels all a bit wrong now.....

Dude that is quite wrong, but highly amusing all the same :lol:

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 08:53 PM


Yep, there we have it, Goose goes straight to the top of the 'wrong' pile and sets up an insurmountable lead!


To fukcing right....will find. Pic of her when she was a bunny girl....good looking young lady in the day.....

So your dad is Hugh heffner? Cool :Imnotworthy:

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 08:56 PM



Yep, there we have it, Goose goes straight to the top of the 'wrong' pile and sets up an insurmountable lead!


To fukcing right....will find. Pic of her when she was a bunny girl....good looking young lady in the day.....

So your dad is Hugh heffner? Cool :Imnotworthy:


Firstly fukcers I did not know it wast mother.

Secondly this was the 60s dude....not playboy boy girls but bunny girls were different....think more Raymond review in soho than Hefner.....Tolstoy bob should have left the forum alone tonight

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 08:59 PM




Yep, there we have it, Goose goes straight to the top of the 'wrong' pile and sets up an insurmountable lead!


To fukcing right....will find. Pic of her when she was a bunny girl....good looking young lady in the day.....

So your dad is Hugh heffner? Cool :Imnotworthy:


Firstly fukcers I did not know it wast mother.

Secondly this was the 60s dude....not playboy boy girls but bunny girls were different....think more Raymond review in soho than Hefner.....Tolstoy bob should have left the forum alone tonight


Tolstoy bob = HVE

get it turbo? :)

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:03 PM




Yep, there we have it, Goose goes straight to the top of the 'wrong' pile and sets up an insurmountable lead!


To fukcing right....will find. Pic of her when she was a bunny girl....good looking young lady in the day.....

So your dad is Hugh heffner? Cool : Imnotworthy:


Firstly fukcers I did not know it wast mother.

Secondly this was the 60s dude....not playboy boy girls but bunny girls were different....think more Raymond review in soho than Hefner.....Tolstoy bob should have left the forum alone tonight


Goose - you should have posted this picture up. It was a safer bet. Lets face it.......you were our pimp last night and took this pic.

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:05 PM





Yep, there we have it, Goose goes straight to the top of the 'wrong' pile and sets up an insurmountable lead!


To fukcing right....will find. Pic of her when she was a bunny girl....good looking young lady in the day.....

So your dad is Hugh heffner? Cool : Imnotworthy:


Firstly fukcers I did not know it wast mother.

Secondly this was the 60s dude....not playboy boy girls but bunny girls were different....think more Raymond review in soho than Hefner.....Tolstoy bob should have left the forum alone tonight


Goose - you should have posted this picture up. It was a safer bet. Lets face it.......you were our pimp last night and took this pic.

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hinge and bracket what can I say :lol:

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:07 PM

This has turned into 'Threads you should never open'!!

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:22 PM

The one on the right looks like a bit of a go'er Goose (strange similarity with Sarah Beeny on the last page?), but I don't fancy yours much mate!

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:25 PM

The one on the right looks like a bit of a go'er Goose (strange similarity with Sarah Beeny on the last page?), but I don't fancy yours much mate!


Hairy pits = wrong'un

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:31 PM

Oh I dunno, I've heard the Spanish/Italian look for pit hair is catching on?

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:31 PM

Oh I dunno, I've heard the Spanish/Italian look for pit hair is catching on?


Is it bollocks. Maybe in Bradford.....

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:57 PM

Oi thats me you two are talking about :lol:

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 10:02 PM

Oi thats me you two are talking about :lol:


It's ok, I understand :grouphug:

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 10:04 PM

This has turned into 'Threads you should never open'!!

Shouldn't you be posting a picture of the love of your life Joe589 ? :-p

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 10:05 PM

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mmm... Servalan

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 10:06 PM

In fairness the picture makes you look like some hideous conjoined twins from the imagination of David Lynch.
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