Had the wife recovered from the incident yet?
I'm Pissed And I Have An Issue
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Goosenka
, May 19 2012 10:13 PM
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#41
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 01:27 PM
True class - well done goose
Had the wife recovered from the incident yet?
Had the wife recovered from the incident yet?
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:19 PM
I was buckled with laughter reading this! Good on you serves them right
serves them right
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:47 PM
I was buckled with laughter reading this! Good on you
LOL
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:50 PM
Wife alright now :
: She knows me well enough in fact the cheeky bugger said she was laughing about it when I left for a poo.
Stomach still not 100%
: She knows me well enough in fact the cheeky bugger said she was laughing about it when I left for a poo.
Stomach still not 100%
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:52 PM
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Stomach still not 100%
I've got a bath plug if you need it for a while?
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 04:58 PM
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Stomach still not 100%
I've got a bath plug if you need it for a while?
Oh please Harry will pm you my address
The pampers are chaffing somewhat after 13 hrs on the plates
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:15 PM
You are a class act fella.
Ony picked up this thread today and we've all been falling about here reading it.
i hope the tailpipe is fixed for next Saturday.
Ony picked up this thread today and we've all been falling about here reading it.
i hope the tailpipe is fixed for next Saturday.
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:29 PM
You are a class act fella.
Ony picked up this thread today and we've all been falling about here reading it.
i hope the tailpipe is fixed for next Saturday.
One tries to amuse old chap.
VSE - Very Shitty Exhaust
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 09:07 AM
I don't know how I have only just found this thread, picturing this made me p*ss myself laughing in the office. Hope you feel better now!
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 09:31 AM
I've just been asked why I'm crying! Legendary.
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 09:36 AM
Well glad it amused somewhat.
Feel better today but 5th day of the test is real punishment. Clocked up 90 hours this week and more to come
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 11:28 AM
I only just read this. Hilarous. Infact the back of may hand is scolded and my desk covered in coffee. I can't be abothered to clean up either so I'm just going to go for lunch instead. Hopefully it'll be dry by the time I come back.....
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:19 PM
Can't believe that in May I will be going to these peoples wedding.
Christ all mighty what will my arse do.
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:31 PM
Lay a matrimonial log on the alter?
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 06:39 PM
"Does anyone here know of any lawful impediment why ******* and ******* should not be joined in holy matrimony?"
"PAAARRRRRRRP"
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 06:48 PM
"Does anyone here know of any lawful impediment why ******* and ******* should not be joined in holy matrimony?" "PAAARRRRRRRP"
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:17 PM
fart cushion as a wedding gift
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:19 PM
Just read this for the first time... not sure how I missed it... made me chuckle
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:46 PM
:DMissed this thread 1st time around.
Cracking work, old (soya) bean.
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:50 PM
My two years on eh...where does time fly.
Bet it will be a weird wedding as well.
Would love a good fart on a wooden church pew.
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