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Jessica Ennis Is So Fit

Started by Goosenka , Aug 03 2012 08:22 PM

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#121 Silent Steve

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 06:52 PM


I just noticed... I think she has the same watch as me.

The Minx.


Haha, you have a girls watch :gayfight:


Bloody northerners - see something classy and call it gay. I'll have you know it is a very manly watch being worn by a beautiful woman. It's classy. I like to think of it as like when a girl wears my shirt in the morning, while she makes the breakfast. Y'know; after a night of beautiful passion, because she didn't bring a set of morning clothes over.

Then the b1tch used my razor, blunted it and clagged it up with these little hairs, before stealing all my Veet and cracking the toilet seat.

Either way; JE is hot.

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:54 PM

:lol:

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 09:35 AM



I just noticed... I think she has the same watch as me.

The Minx.


Haha, you have a girls watch :gayfight:


I like to think of it as like when a girl wears my shirt in the morning, while she makes the breakfast. Y'know; after a night of beautiful passion, because she didn't bring a set of morning clothes over.


Haha. Walk of shame! I used to live on a main road in Nottingham and used to shout 'walk of shame' at girls on the street that were blatently in their going out clothes. Freakin' awesome fun!

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 11:16 AM

One of 'king cnut's recent conquests snapped leaving his luxury love nest Posted Imagely

#125 james.a

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 05:58 PM

I propose an .org minutes silence at 8:00 this evening.

http://www.bbc.co.uk...letics/22582088

#126 Rickwoo118

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 06:00 PM

I propose an .org minutes silence at 8:00 this evening.

http://www.bbc.co.uk...letics/22582088

I am better looking than him!

#127 james.a

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 06:03 PM

I propose an .org minutes silence at 8:00 this evening.

http://www.bbc.co.uk...letics/22582088

I am better looking than him!
Lol. That's the .org spirit

#128 Goosenka

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 07:02 PM

Bollocks. The traiterous bitch. I am now in mourning.

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 07:52 PM

what a waste of our Jess!


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Posted 18 May 2013 - 07:57 PM

At least she had taste to get married in Derbyshire :)

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 07:58 PM

At least she had taste to get married in Derbyshire :)

I read in Hello magazine she planned it so it didn't clash with the Peaks meet

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 08:00 PM

:lol: she should have planned it for the peaks meet. Couldn't think of anything better than a clutch of vx220's in my wedding photos :)

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 03:57 PM

Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy all day long

 

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 03:58 PM

Would you let her sh*t on your chest?

#135 Goosenka

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:00 PM

Would you let her sh*t on your chest?

 

 

Errrrr yes i think i would. Yes, why not.  She strikes me as very clean.


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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:03 PM

That's love :wub:

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:03 PM

Because clean people do clean sh*ts right? :lol:

 

 


#138 Goosenka

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:04 PM

Because clean people do clean sh*ts right? :lol:

 

 

 

 

We had this conversation a few weeks ago right? 


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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:06 PM

I don't know .  It was hard to hear you while I was squatting over your chest.... :lol:


#140 Goosenka

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Posted 04 July 2013 - 04:07 PM

I don't know .  It was hard to hear you while I was squatting over your chest.... :lol:

 

 

:wub:  :blush:  You do love a good teabag as well


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