FLD, the girl with the Moonland needs to sort her shoes out and get on a fcuking sunbed
I'm sure she's a lovely person though
Women With Vx Photo Thread
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:55 AM
Of course you would
FLD, the girl with the Moonland needs to sort her shoes out and get on a fcuking sunbed
I'm sure she's a lovely person though
FLD, the girl with the Moonland needs to sort her shoes out and get on a fcuking sunbed
I'm sure she's a lovely person though
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:23 PM
Given I work in oncology research I cannot recomend sunbeds. I would however, offer her an all over spray tan.
Person? Person? Pffft, we dont need to personify these girls!
Person? Person? Pffft, we dont need to personify these girls!
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 07:33 PM
Of course you would
FLD, the girl with the Moonland needs to sort her shoes out and get on a fcuking sunbed
I'm sure she's a lovely person though
You fussy lot. What's wrong with her shoes?
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:37 PM
Given I work in oncology research I cannot recomend sunbeds. I would however, offer her an all over spray tan.
Person? Person? Pffft, we dont need to personify these girls!
I would offer her my own personal all over spray. Much like a doughnut glaze!
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:43 PM
You lot disgust me talking about these women as if they are a piece of meat
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:53 PM
You lot disgust me talking about these women as if they are a piece of meat
Don't tar everyone with the same brush. I was talking about her as if she was a piece of confectionery!
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:54 PM
ahh ok i apologies then!
would love to put my hotdog between her buns though 
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 08:56 PM
ahh ok i apologies then!
would love to put my hotdog between her buns though
and shoot a little sauce up her back??
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Posted 28 September 2012 - 09:33 PM
ahh ok i apologies then!
would love to put my hotdog between her buns though
and shoot a little sauce up her back??
Nah, give her a houdini.
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 12:00 AM
ahh ok i apologies then!
would love to put my hotdog between her buns though
and shoot a little sauce up her back??
Nah, give her a houdini.
Dare I - houdini?
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 12:15 AM
ahh ok i apologies then!
would love to put my hotdog between her buns though
and shoot a little sauce up her back??
Nah, give her a houdini.
Dare I - houdini?
I believe a houdini is where you do a girl from behind. She's on all fours and you're giving it the beans!! Just before you're about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. She will then think you have just blown your load on her. She then turns around where you will actually blow you're load in her face!
Then top it off with a "Ta daaaaaa" (if you wish)
Edited by Dan 4, 29 September 2012 - 12:17 AM.
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 07:31 AM
Thats awesome lmfao
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 08:21 AM
ahh ok i apologies then!
would love to put my hotdog between her buns though
and shoot a little sauce up her back??
Nah, give her a houdini.
Dare I - houdini?
I believe a houdini is where you do a girl from behind. She's on all fours and you're giving it the beans!! Just before you're about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. She will then think you have just blown your load on her. She then turns around where you will actually blow you're load in her face!
Then top it off with a "Ta daaaaaa" (if you wish)
Never heard of that one before !!
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 05:50 PM
Two girls one car!Epic.Its a shameless re-post but made me pmsl...
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Posted 29 September 2012 - 09:41 PM
ahh ok i apologies then!
would love to put my hotdog between her buns though
and shoot a little sauce up her back??
Nah, give her a houdini.
Dare I - houdini?
I believe a houdini is where you do a girl from behind. She's on all fours and you're giving it the beans!! Just before you're about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. She will then think you have just blown your load on her. She then turns around where you will actually blow you're load in her face!
Then top it off with a "Ta daaaaaa" (if you wish)
Wow, you not only learn about vx's here you learn about sex,this place is awesome!
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Posted 30 September 2012 - 12:32 AM
Speaking of obscure sexual references...
Edited by Connor, 30 September 2012 - 12:35 AM.
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 09:40 AM
ahh ok i apologies then!
would love to put my hotdog between her buns though
and shoot a little sauce up her back??
Nah, give her a houdini.
Dare I - houdini?
I believe a houdini is where you do a girl from behind. She's on all fours and you're giving it the beans!! Just before you're about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. She will then think you have just blown your load on her. She then turns around where you will actually blow you're load in her face!
Then top it off with a "Ta daaaaaa" (if you wish)
Or you can morph this into the Angry Pirate... Basically the same but when she turns round, aim for one eye and then kick her in the shin
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Posted 01 October 2012 - 10:31 AM
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ahh ok i apologies then!
would love to put my hotdog between her buns though
and shoot a little sauce up her back??
Nah, give her a houdini.
Dare I - houdini?
I believe a houdini is where you do a girl from behind. She's on all fours and you're giving it the beans!! Just before you're about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. She will then think you have just blown your load on her. She then turns around where you will actually blow you're load in her face!
Then top it off with a "Ta daaaaaa" (if you wish)
Or you can morph this into the Angry Pirate... Basically the same but when she turns round, aim for one eye and then kick her in the shin
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Posted 05 October 2012 - 07:39 PM
'k8' + bikini + moonland = win
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