One Liners :lol:
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Nelly Vx
, Oct 09 2012 10:02 PM
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Nelly Vx
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 10:02 PM
Hey have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz ?
No .......... Been swung round by the tits a few times
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MrSimba
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 10:29 PM
"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong..."
Edited by MrSimba, 09 October 2012 - 10:37 PM.
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Nelly Vx
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 10:30 PM
What's brown and sticky ....... A stick
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G-Bob
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 10:38 PM
"What did one trappist monk say to the other?"
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So annoying I got my own room.
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Posted 09 October 2012 - 11:20 PM
"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong..."
Oooh nice!!
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 07:23 AM
Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but i once told a donkey to fcuk off !
Edited by westie, 10 October 2012 - 07:25 AM.
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Goosenka
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 07:48 AM
I met my wife in Australia.
I said, what the bloody hell are you doing here?
Taxi for one please......
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Harry Hornet
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 08:52 AM
Knock knock
Who's there?
The interupting sheep
The interup.....................baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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ghand
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 02:24 PM
I asked a scotsman did he have spots when he was young.
He replied achh neeeee
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Goosenka
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 02:29 PM
Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was easy. The hard part was convincing her Dignitas was Swiss for spa.
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Goosenka
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 02:32 PM
Angus called in to see his friend Donald to find he was stripping the wallpaper from the walls. Rather obviously, he remarked "You're decorating, I see." to which Donald replied "Naw. I'm moving house."
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Goosenka
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 02:37 PM
I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler......
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 03:07 PM
I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler......
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ghand
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 04:01 PM
A skeleton goes to the bar and asks for a pint of beer and a mop.
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Nelly Vx
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 06:01 PM
I said to my girlfriend you have a big fanny ... She said why say it twice
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warren t
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 06:40 PM
why do parents take the kids to tescos?.............to smack them.
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Chris C
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 07:27 PM
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphilis!
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ghand
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The odd bike ride, fell walk and weights
Oh and more whisky
Posted 10 October 2012 - 08:54 PM
I can do worse than that
Whats black and white and can't turn around ?
A nun in a corridor with a spear through her neck
Whats black and white and can't turn around ?
A nun in a corridor with a spear through her neck
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 10:43 PM
Wtf lol
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Harrop!!!
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 10:45 PM
I referred to a colleague as a "mabelline sponsored baboon on heat"
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