What goes in pink and hard,
and comes out wet and sticky?
Bubblegum!
Posted 01 November 2013 - 04:54 PM
What goes in pink and hard,
and comes out wet and sticky?
Bubblegum!
Posted 11 November 2013 - 08:50 AM
I tripped over my wife's bra this morning. It was a booby trap.
Posted 19 November 2013 - 08:19 AM
I went in to a Savile Row tailors and asked the bloke if I could see the cheapest suit in the shop. He came back with a mirror.
Posted 19 November 2013 - 09:15 AM
I went in to a Savile Row tailors and asked the bloke if I could see the cheapest suit in the shop. He came back with a mirror.
Posted 30 November 2013 - 11:05 PM
Posted 02 December 2013 - 06:12 PM
I'm having a sex party. Let me know if you can cum.
Posted 02 December 2013 - 06:15 PM
Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled 'My Favourite 18 Holes'. Turns out it's about golf.
Posted 06 December 2013 - 02:27 PM
Bad news for Japanese car fans - Nissan Main Dealer had died.
Posted 06 December 2013 - 06:26 PM
Bad news for Japanese car fans - Nissan Main Dealer had died.
groan!
Posted 12 December 2013 - 07:37 PM
Posted 21 December 2013 - 08:54 AM
Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
Posted 21 December 2013 - 09:32 AM
Posted 21 December 2013 - 09:41 AM
A friend just got a Prince Albert piercing. He said he was cockahoop...
Posted 28 December 2013 - 09:05 AM
You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.
Posted 28 December 2013 - 11:20 AM
Bad news for Japanese car fans - Nissan Main Dealer had died.
dont get it
Posted 28 December 2013 - 07:26 PM
It was topical.
Posted 28 December 2013 - 07:38 PM
Posted 28 December 2013 - 11:49 PM
Met a dyslexic Yorkshire man this morning ..... He was wearing a cat flap ....
Come on Nelly, this has been done before and only one page back.
Posted 01 January 2014 - 08:54 AM
One liners/short ones, can't think of any I'm willing to publish... But if you fancy a read:
Posted 01 January 2014 - 08:55 AM
And 1 more (I think the better one)
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