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[Rickwoo118]

Nice one zuber!!

[RabnaKS]

2 classic jokes but not really one liners.

Need to watch Tim Vine again, He reels them off & you miss some because you're still laughing at the last.

 

I got a pile of plasticine for Xmas but don't know what to make of it!

[Claws]

Tim Vine is amazing

Edited by Claws, 01 January 2014 - 09:36 PM.

[hairy]

Tampax are marketing a new tampon made with silvery cotton wool and a glittery string. This is for the Christmas period only.

 

[spuk87]

Only one more sleep till Christmas...for Michael Schumacher.

 

For all my Scottish mates, the 1986 calendars are the ones you can now pull out and use again.

 

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll keep you posted

Edited by spuk87, 02 January 2014 - 11:00 PM.

[hairy]

Differences between male and female film-watching habits: What they mean, when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film."

 

[hairy]

After going to see 12 Years A Slave at my local cinema, I now understand how it feels to be exploited and robbed of your dignity by ruthless, mercenary overseers. £4.20 for a Pepsi Max!!

[RabnaKS]

After going to see 12 Years A Slave at my local cinema, I now understand how it feels to be exploited and robbed of your dignity by ruthless, mercenary overseers. £4.20 for a Pepsi Max!!

Bag searches at ours:[

[Zuber]

 

After going to see 12 Years A Slave at my local cinema, I now understand how it feels to be exploited and robbed of your dignity by ruthless, mercenary overseers. £4.20 for a Pepsi Max!!

Bag searches at ours:[

 

 

Are there any signs up saying you can't take your own food & drink ?

 

I was looking at ours the other day and didn't see any. Smuggled in a pack of chocolates. Did buy Nachos & Drink so guilt free.  

[RabnaKS]

 

 

After going to see 12 Years A Slave at my local cinema, I now understand how it feels to be exploited and robbed of your dignity by ruthless, mercenary overseers. £4.20 for a Pepsi Max!!

Bag searches at ours:[

 

 

Are there any signs up saying you can't take your own food & drink ?

 

I was looking at ours the other day and didn't see any. Smuggled in a pack of chocolates. Did buy Nachos & Drink so guilt free.  

 

I just bare in mind you're allowed in at there discretion whether you pay or not? And I think I'm a tight git & would cringe paying for somat I don't get!

[hairy]

A new study has found that women with large backsides live longer than men who mention it.

[FLD]

One famous artist with brown fingers.....Picasso

[hairy]

Carrots may be good for your eyes ... but booze will double your vision

[KurtVerbose]

I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows, but that didn't stop me.

[KurtVerbose]

Standard deviation not enough for a perverted statistician.

[KurtVerbose]

Kleptomaniacs are no good at jokes because they always take everything literally.

[KurtVerbose]

Why do autobiography's have an 'about the author' section?

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

the future, past and present went into a bar.

 

It was tense

[KurtVerbose]

The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.

[Harry Hornet]

A plumber was in court for having sex with a dog got reprieved

 

..he was corgi registered