I remember going to see Dr. Hook in the seventies... Worst prostate examination ever.
One Liners :lol:
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Posted 22 March 2015 - 03:14 PM
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 07:20 PM
I've found out the reason that women ask so many questions. They have an extra why chromosome.......
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Posted 25 April 2015 - 08:08 AM
Apparently, the hospital sign "Stroke Patients" means something completely different.........
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Posted 29 April 2015 - 07:28 PM
Cremation. Putting the Gran into Granules.
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 08:01 PM
The presenter of Shed & Buried on ITV4, while doing the 1st ride of a restored 50+ year old push bike with an engine shouts "I'm riding around my paddock faster than Lance Armstrong chasing A Blood donning van". Incidentally bought it for 500 notes, hardly did anything too it short of getting it running continually, sold it for £650.
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Posted 05 May 2015 - 08:02 PM
Huh? >_>
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Posted 06 May 2015 - 06:35 PM
Never ask a starfish for directions.
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Posted 16 May 2015 - 08:10 AM
I got home pissed at 3am and found my wife had changed the locks - as I stumbled away I noticed she'd also changed the street we live on.
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Posted 22 May 2015 - 06:34 PM
Kate Middleton: Living off the state, no job and two kids in quick succession...sounds like a candidate for the Jeremy Kyle show.
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Posted 30 May 2015 - 09:03 AM
English is difficult to learn. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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Posted 30 May 2015 - 10:01 AM
I like this hairy thread?😆English is difficult to learn. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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Posted 31 May 2015 - 08:51 AM
The worst pub I've ever been to was called 'The Fiddle.' It really was a vile inn.
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Posted 18 June 2015 - 06:59 PM
I think one of my Mums is a lesbian ... that is all.
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Posted 25 June 2015 - 07:58 PM
According to a recent survey, 1 in 4 hills are steep.
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Posted 27 June 2015 - 10:19 AM
9 in 10 enjoy gang rape
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Posted 27 June 2015 - 05:43 PM
The best sunscreen is sitting in the pub.
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Posted 01 July 2015 - 09:04 PM
The main issue with porn is that it teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
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Posted 02 July 2015 - 09:16 PM
I called in at the doctor's surgery, and said to the receptionist..."I just came to see what days I can be sick on next month."
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Posted 03 July 2015 - 09:18 PM
That's class!😆😂😂I called in at the doctor's surgery, and said to the receptionist..."I just came to see what days I can be sick on next month."
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Posted 04 July 2015 - 09:01 AM
Two parrots on a perch, one says to the other "i can smell fish
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