bedtime!)
One Liners :lol:
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Nelly Vx
, Oct 09 2012 10:02 PM
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 10:45 PM
What cheese would you use to tempt a bear from its cave..?
Camembert...
( bedtime!)
bedtime!)
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Posted 10 October 2012 - 10:55 PM
What cheese would you use to tempt a bear from its cave..?
Camembert...
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:32 AM
My neighbours in the Guinness book of records, he's had 43 concussions, he lives very close, just a stones throw away...
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:34 AM
In my spare time I like to fart in crowded lifts...which is wrong on so many levels.
Edited by BedsPetrolHead, 11 October 2012 - 12:34 AM.
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:38 AM
Keep going.....you have an audience and I haven't laughed once
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 06:03 AM
I bet the dyslexics are giving Jimmy Somerville a hard time at the moment!!
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 12:00 PM
a bear went to the bar and asked a pint of bitter and a double...........
.........whisky
Bar tender .........."...why the big pause?"
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 01:46 PM
two nuns are in the bath....
was always one of my faviourites 
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 04:26 PM
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who went to a Toga party dressed as a goat?
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 04:35 PM
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who went to a Toga party dressed as a goat?
Did he try and get a drink from a bra?
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 04:35 PM
Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who went to a Toga party dressed as a goat?
Did he try and get a drink from a bra?
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 04:49 PM
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Posted 11 October 2012 - 06:49 PM
Following an office disagreement one of my colleagues said of the other one, you can't educate pork!
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Posted 13 October 2012 - 07:11 PM
Paul McCartney has bought his wife a plane for Christmas.I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler......
But she'll still use a razor on the other leg.
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Posted 13 October 2012 - 08:18 PM
Jeremy beadle has a really small penis"...........
On the other hand it looks quite big!!!
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Posted 14 October 2012 - 08:51 AM
I married way too young. Nice girl, Chinese.
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There must be some way outa here
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Posted 14 October 2012 - 09:21 AM
New claims suggest Jimmy Saville abused children on another BBC show.
Apparently he Blue Peter too.    
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Posted 14 October 2012 - 10:04 AM
First rule of chinese whispers club....... you dont talk about siamese wiskers grub.
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Posted 14 October 2012 - 10:34 AM
New claims suggest Jimmy Saville abused children on another BBC show.
Apparently he Blue Peter too.    
That's bad!
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Posted 14 October 2012 - 01:39 PM
Sex is like a bank account, if you make a withdrawal, you lose interest.
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