What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.

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#421
Posted 24 April 2016 - 09:04 AM
#422
Posted 24 April 2016 - 08:33 PM
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
#423
Posted 28 April 2016 - 06:11 PM
I just did a GCSE in honey making ... I got a bee in it!
#424
Posted 01 May 2016 - 09:30 AM
My five-year-old son said he wanted a treehouse in the back garden. Twenty years growing a tree and now he doesn't want it anymore.
#425
Posted 05 May 2016 - 08:37 PM
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
#426
Posted 08 May 2016 - 03:28 PM
Some bloke just tried to sell me Supergirl, Lara Croft and Wonder Woman, I think he might be a heroine dealer..
#427
Posted 14 May 2016 - 09:21 AM
What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phleghm
#428
Posted 16 May 2016 - 01:39 PM
#429
Posted 16 May 2016 - 01:40 PM
#430
Posted 16 May 2016 - 02:21 PM
..have you heard of the Ginger who stripped his engine down when it would nt start...
..he had run out of petrol...
#431
Posted 16 May 2016 - 02:33 PM


#432
Posted 16 May 2016 - 03:19 PM
..have you heard of the Ginger who stripped his engine down when it would nt start...
..he had run out of petrol...
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and the bigger punchline is..
....he even had the RAC tow him home !!!!
#433
Posted 19 May 2016 - 08:17 PM
I bought a self-help CD series called "How to Handle Disappointment" ... took it home and the box was empty.
#434
Posted 19 May 2016 - 09:04 PM
BNAG - that's BANG out of order.
#435
Posted 06 June 2016 - 06:43 PM
Two Thai women asked me if I wanted to sleep with them - they said it would be like winning the lottery ... To my horror, they were right. We had six matching balls.
#436
Posted 09 June 2016 - 08:26 PM
Durex - Because not everyone wants to watch Peppa Pig at 5.30am.
#437
Posted 10 June 2016 - 07:14 AM
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
#438
Posted 11 June 2016 - 02:19 PM
My girlfriend is scared of heights. After she met me she also became scared of widths and lengths.
#439
Posted 12 June 2016 - 10:52 AM
Viagra- It wont make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore.
#440
Posted 19 June 2016 - 10:13 AM
I'm now 20 hours into my sponsored semaphore marathon, unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.
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