What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
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Posted 24 April 2016 - 09:04 AM
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Posted 24 April 2016 - 08:33 PM
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
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Posted 28 April 2016 - 06:11 PM
I just did a GCSE in honey making ... I got a bee in it!
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Posted 01 May 2016 - 09:30 AM
My five-year-old son said he wanted a treehouse in the back garden. Twenty years growing a tree and now he doesn't want it anymore.
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Posted 05 May 2016 - 08:37 PM
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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Posted 08 May 2016 - 03:28 PM
Some bloke just tried to sell me Supergirl, Lara Croft and Wonder Woman, I think he might be a heroine dealer..
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Posted 14 May 2016 - 09:21 AM
What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phleghm
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Posted 16 May 2016 - 01:39 PM
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
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Posted 16 May 2016 - 01:40 PM
A man fell on a band saw and had his left side cut off. He all right now tho
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Posted 16 May 2016 - 02:21 PM
..have you heard of the Ginger who stripped his engine down when it would nt start...
..he had run out of petrol... 
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Posted 16 May 2016 - 03:19 PM
..have you heard of the Ginger who stripped his engine down when it would nt start...
..he had run out of petrol...
and the bigger punchline is..
....he even had the RAC tow him home !!!!
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Posted 19 May 2016 - 08:17 PM
I bought a self-help CD series called "How to Handle Disappointment" ... took it home and the box was empty.
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Posted 19 May 2016 - 09:04 PM
BNAG - that's BANG out of order.
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Posted 06 June 2016 - 06:43 PM
Two Thai women asked me if I wanted to sleep with them - they said it would be like winning the lottery ... To my horror, they were right. We had six matching balls.
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Posted 09 June 2016 - 08:26 PM
Durex - Because not everyone wants to watch Peppa Pig at 5.30am.
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Posted 10 June 2016 - 07:14 AM
I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.
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Posted 11 June 2016 - 02:19 PM
My girlfriend is scared of heights. After she met me she also became scared of widths and lengths.
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Posted 12 June 2016 - 10:52 AM
Viagra- It wont make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore.
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Posted 19 June 2016 - 10:13 AM
I'm now 20 hours into my sponsored semaphore marathon, unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.
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