My girlfriend's dog died, but I managed to find her an identical one. She was livid - "What the bleeding hell am I going to do with two dead dogs"?
One Liners :lol:
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Posted 25 July 2021 - 09:48 AM
The inventor of auto-correct has died ... his funnel is tomato.
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When my mate found out they had a cure for dyslexia he said it was like music to his arse.
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I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me inside old tyres and roll me down hills - those were good years.
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Today I slipped on a banana skin............Then I took it off because it looked ridiculous!
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To the person that lost their iphone 15 in ASDA today....will you please stop ringing my wifes Xmas present
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The auto pilot on my Tesla insists on driving in the outside lane ... I think it's going too far right.
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When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandad, not shouting and screaming like the passengers in his car
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When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandad, not shouting and screaming like the passengers in his car
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Posted 02 February 2025 - 09:21 PM
When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandad, not shouting and screaming like the passengers in his car
The old ones are the best ones
One of Spike’s many classics ????
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