Last night I saw a man playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo.....I thought to myself that’s 'Abba-original
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Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:46 PM
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Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:47 PM
Viagra have just released a new pill called Viagra 007. It doesn't make you harder, it just makes you Roger Moore.
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Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:48 PM
Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother.
Taxi Vader.
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Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:50 PM
I was in Tesco the other day when a man started attacking me with some milk and cheese. I thought how dairy
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Posted 24 January 2013 - 10:48 PM
I was in Tesco the other day when a man started attacking me with some milk and cheese. I thought how dairy
Police have told people to keep a look out for two pedophiles disguised as workmen clearing snow outside schools, their names are jimmy shovel and Gary gritter.
After dropping my new girlfriend home the other night after our first date, she told me I'd have to wait 6 months before she would suck my cock.
I told her I totally understand and respect her decision and that I'd ring her nearer the time.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:29 PM
Some guy knocked on my door today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."
I said, "You've got the wrong house then mate."
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 05:47 PM
Where do you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow...
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Posted 15 February 2013 - 05:54 PM
Hats of to Duncan and Kurt, I just snorted a couple of mouthfulls of beer the wromg way catching up with this thread!
Edited by Bargi, 15 February 2013 - 05:55 PM.
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 08:21 PM
After being examined by my doctor she said I was suffering from Butt's disease. She said I definitely had acute Butt.
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:18 PM
My new girlfriend works in an abattoir
She's a stunner
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:18 PM
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:19 PM
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:19 PM
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:20 PM
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:20 PM
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:20 PM
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:21 PM
I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:21 PM
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:22 PM
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:22 PM
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
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