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Started by Nelly Vx , Oct 09 2012 10:02 PM

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#101 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:23 PM

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

#102 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:23 PM

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

#103 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:23 PM

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

#104 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:24 PM

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:24 PM

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

#106 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:25 PM

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

#107 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:26 PM

Velcro - what a rip off!

#108 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:26 PM

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

#109 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:26 PM

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

#110 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:26 PM

Enough punography.

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 10:11 PM

Enough punography.



:lol: no,no,carry on :lol:

#112 KurtVerbose

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 10:22 PM

I think you've been pun-ished enough.

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 10:26 PM

You must be fun at a dinner party

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 06:26 PM

Some of those had me giggling like a kid on the train home! Thank you

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 06:41 PM


I said to my girlfriend you have a big fanny ... She said why say it twice :lol:

Name that film..

Predator????

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 06:43 PM

I brought my wife a nice chair for christmas,, can't wait for her to plug it in.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 06:54 PM

Nice one. Keep em coming!!

#118 KurtVerbose

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 07:47 PM

If you want to cure a cough take a laxative. Then you'll be affraid to cough.

#119 KurtVerbose

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 07:51 PM

I won a contest for miming yesterday. What can I say!

#120 KurtVerbose

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:03 PM

You know what the worst smell in the world is?

An anchovies vagina.
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