Blind prostitutes ...........you have to hand it to them.
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, Oct 09 2012 10:02 PM
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#121
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:17 PM
#122
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:18 PM
These are all eco jokes. I'm recycling.
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:30 PM
I bought an umbrella today but decided not to use it, think I'll save it for a rainy day.
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:31 PM
My friend didn't believe me when I told her that I'd bought a car made out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM
Our neighbour's dog shat in our garden today, so the missus told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.
I don't see what that solved, we've still got dog poo in our garden, and the neighbours have our shovel.
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:38 PM
My missus turned off the TV whilst I was watching it today. After a few moments of staring at the blank screen, I thought to myself, "That's not on".
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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:39 PM
I bought a dog off a blacksmith earlier tonight. As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
#128
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 06:54 PM
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Me and my wife stopped at a Motorway Services, today, for some breakfast. We had two fry ups, two coffees and two jam doughnuts. I got to the cashier and said, "I'm sorry, love, but I've only got a £50 note."
"That's okay," she replied, "just put the doughnuts back."
#129
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Stage FA NA FTW!
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 09:53 AM
I can see 7 years into the future...
I have 2020 vision!
#130
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:32 PM
Stewardess asked me if i wanted some head phones
..I answered "how did you know my name was phones"
..I answered "how did you know my name was phones"
#131
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Posted 08 April 2013 - 03:15 PM
Steward
essasked me if i wanted some head phones
..I answered "how did you know my name was phones"
#132
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:04 PM
If you read this thread quick enough it's like being at a Tim Vine gig.
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Posted 10 April 2013 - 11:00 AM
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.
Edited by Goosenka, 10 April 2013 - 11:01 AM.
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Posted 10 April 2013 - 11:11 AM
I can see 7 years into the future...
I have 2020 vision!
Like it!
#135
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Posted 10 April 2013 - 11:53 AM
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.
#136
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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:25 PM
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.
Stolen and passed off as my own!
#137
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Posted 10 April 2013 - 12:28 PM
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about.
Stolen and passed off as my own!
I did the same
#138
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Posted 10 April 2013 - 02:22 PM
I was addicted to dressing up as a monk, but I've finally been able to kick the habit.
#139
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:07 AM
My new aftershave smells like breadcrumbs, the birds love it.
#140
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Posted 12 April 2013 - 01:01 PM
OAP porn. Not worth a toss.
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