A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover and still feeling pretty wasted.
He manages to open his eyes and first thing he sees is a tube of aspirin and a big glass of fresh water on the bed table.
He sits down on his bed and sees his clothes neatly folded and his shoes shined. Everything in the room is in perfect order.
He gets an aspirin and then find a post-it under the glass of water : "Honey, your breakfast is waiting for you in the kitchen downstairs. I love you".
Pretty puzzled, he goes to the kitchen and indeed finds his breakfast ready and the morning newspaper.
His son is there too, having breakfast. So he asks : "Son, can you tell me what happened last night ?"
The son : "well, you came home completely drunk and yelling around 3:00 am. You broke a window, you throw up in the living room and you punched Mummy real hard in the eye thinking you were attacked by a Big Foot..."
The father : "huh... then how come is everything so neat, my shoes shined and there's breakfast ready for me ?"
The son : "well, when Mummy dragged you upstairs in your bedroom and tried to take down your pants, you yelled : "Leave me alone, you fcuking bitch ! I'm married !"
Eric
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