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[JimH]

Do you know what your problem is? You think you're funny.

[Thorney]

For the hard of herring:

Boarderline-Nympho-slut-Bitch.. me guesses

Indeed, these are high maintainence - especially when combined with being super-clever and that means cleverer than your good self . It's kind of a head fcuk to be talking with someone smarter than Dr.Spock one minute, only to have her trussed up like a turkey begging for it in the dirt box the next.

still, it's a tough job, but someone has to do it..........

Lovely....I now have images of Spock, trussed up like a turkey, being anally invaded by Kirk and cheered on by Scotty shouting "he cannae take no more captain"

[JimH]

Ahh I think TT is talking about the Horsey girl upstairs. She is vey nice.

When you say horsey are you talking about the sort of green welly, headscarf, gravestone teeth and plummy accent? I've got an image of Joyce Grenfell in my head.

Am I close?

[Thorney]

Is there any other kind?

[skiddo]

joyce grenfell was a BNSB?

[mart356]

Hope it didn't impact on your lunch too much. I went out with this girl that I figured wore too much make-up. We went shopping in town and she wanted to do the make-up counters - which were 6 deep with other painted ladies. I had enough of waiting and so thought I'd plant another idea in her head.... "You might want to think about this one. The only other major segment of the population that wear make-up are clowns." I think i was single again soon after that......

[Thorney]

at that point you went straight into Game next door and spend hundreds of pounds on pooter games where you act out your lifes fantasys shooting aliens

[TurboTomato]

Ahh I think TT is talking about the Horsey girl upstairs.  She is vey nice.

When you say horsey are you talking about the sort of green welly, headscarf, gravestone teeth and plummy accent? I've got an image of Joyce Grenfell in my head.

Am I close?

Nope

She is pretty well spoken but she is of Dutch origin

[skiddo]

Ahh I think TT is talking about the Horsey girl upstairs.  She is vey nice.

When you say horsey are you talking about the sort of green welly, headscarf, gravestone teeth and plummy accent? I've got an image of Joyce Grenfell in my head.

Am I close?

Nope

She is pretty well spoken but she is of Dutch origin

she must be a nympho then - it's the law.

but so is this which you seemed to have missed on the previous page...

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[TurboTomato]

but so is this which you seemed to have missed on the previous page...

I did see it

I am indeed a homo (erectus)

If that's not asking for it, I don't know what is

[Jinder]

Why not have both.

See the model on the side and keep the girlfriend for now...sort of try before you buy.

We all take a car for a test drive first don't we

[Speedygonzalez]

jeez this thread made me laugh, although finding the girlfriend reading it over me shoulder made me a bit worried as i consciously and purposefully practice playing outside of my relationship and giving the girlfriend ideas that i am also one of the guys that regular rip up some dirt bag on the sly, instead of the kind, sensitive, financially fluid and intelligent/good looking young man she seems to think i am.... (DOH)...with a pretty tasty motor also of course... I must admit, if it was me and/or one of me pals like, we would be roasting this doris to within an inch of her life and then packing her off in a cab....but thats me...(With her permission of course, but thats never been a problem in the past).... Maybe some hemales on the site might shout out loud at the pure unadulterated sexism of this email....but believe me, they would probably do/say the same thing if given the chance, no matter how many wellies they own or how much "Breeding" they might have....or how much they claim they are good girls....ive rooted too many "Good Girls" with boyfriends etc to think otherwise......in my generation, girls are the worst not fellas....you should hear some of the stories......oh well.... R1, advice to your mate is you only live once, no regrets, get a pack of Trojans and Game on...kick her backdoor in! (Phew got a bit carried away then....apologies)

[Foxy]

@ speedyG - my sentiments exactly But don't tell Julie

[R1 nur]

What happened to Louise' post? Did you Moderate yourself? From what my mate tells me this girl is happy to be a little flexible and fit in with his current relationship. Nice and easy like. I told him to get the gf and the boob girl together but I am like that!

[Foxy]

I told him to get the gf and the boob girl together but I am like that!

I once managed to 'pull that one off' (ptp ) - fcuking excellent - Best not go into detail here though

[Louise]

What happened to Louise' post?

Did you Moderate yourself?

I've been found out tried to edit my post as it was too bitchy and hit delete, took something a teeny tiny bit personally, even though it wasen't and went in a huff for a whole ten minutes

read the thread again, went back in to edit it and pressed the wrong button

Still think that your mate should go on the young, free and single route though, that was no one gets hurt

[Louise]

I told him to get the gf and the boob girl together but I am like that!

I once managed to 'pull that one off' (ptp ) - fcuking excellent - Best not go into detail here though

Foxy you know Julie registered on the site the other day don't ya

[Foxy]

Foxy you know Julie registered on the site the other day don't ya

Call it a double bluff

[TurboTomato]

Foxy you know Julie registered on the site the other day don't ya

Call it a double bluff

Maybe I should make this thread sticky