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[Zoobeef]

By an old guy "he'd get it"

EFA

Haha! Also, stood next to all the vx's at brands on Sunday. 2 boys between 8 and 10, one said to the other "why are there vauxhalls here!?" Something seriously gone wrong with their parenting

[SPLAM]

Driving home from work in rush hour, slowly go past boy on scooter on the cycle track. He waves and shouts 'nice sports car mate.' A few minutes later as I'm stuck in traffic he goes past me and shouts 'oy mate your cars sh*t, my scooters faster' Charming.

[SPLAM]

He was probably 8 or 9.

[Acidpopstar]

Driving home from work in rush hour, slowly go past boy on scooter on the cycle track. He waves and shouts 'nice sports car mate.' A few minutes later as I'm stuck in traffic he goes past me and shouts 'oy mate your cars sh*t, my scooters faster' Charming.

 

[Acidpopstar]

Why is this thread in Users Gallery?? I swear I started it in general discussion.

[Wreelybro]

Today had Wow look at that Lambo! Nice Lotus! Oh look look look at at car..... what is it?

[jibber]

Guy at the gas station today: "Aren't you a little bit young to get out of a car like that??" (I'm 33, but look like 25).

[Goosenka]

Guy at the gas station today: "Aren't you a little bit young to get out of a car like that??" (I'm 33, but look like 25).

I get that alllll the time.

[Zoobeef]

Guy at the gas station today: "Aren't you a little bit young to get out of a car like that??" (I'm 33, but look like 25).

Similar one from a couple of girls. "Its nice change to look into a sports car and see a young guy driving"

[turbobob]

I was taking my mate to pick up his new car at lunch. Had the roof off, on the ring road at a set of lights. A car pulls up next to me and says "My passenger says she wants to swap with your passenger. She likes your car"

[Goosenka]

I was taking my mate to pick up his new car at lunch. Had the roof off, on the ring road at a set of lights. A car pulls up next to me and says "My passenger says she wants to swap with your passenger. She likes your car"

Hi Peewee

[pete-r]

Not a comment as such but outside the Hotel du Paris Monaco the valet offers to park the VX in the private area outside the casino entrance (along with a veyron, 458, fisker, phantom etc) - kudos don't get much bigger than that!!!! When I had my old Corrado a chap enthusiastically said to me "nice VR Eight mate!".

[turbobob]

 

I was taking my mate to pick up his new car at lunch. Had the roof off, on the ring road at a set of lights. A car pulls up next to me and says "My passenger says she wants to swap with your passenger. She likes your car"

Hi Peewee

 

I'm going to bum you a new a-hole

[Rickwoo118]

I was taking my mate to pick up his new car at lunch. Had the roof off, on the ring road at a set of lights. A car pulls up next to me and says "My passenger says she wants to swap with your passenger. She likes your car"

Hi Peewee

LOL.

[turbobob]

You can shut it too, otherwise you'll get bummed a new a-hole too

[Goosenka]

You can shut it too, otherwise you'll get bummed a new a-hole too

Albeit a needle sized hole eh Peewee

[myles]

A woman asked me what it was. I said 'Its a Vauxhall' She said 'Yeah but a car with no roof, and, well you know, a Vauxhall, sports car....'

 

Not quite sure what the hell she was going on about.

 

A couple of years ago I was under the Impreza changing droplinks or something and I saw two sets of feet walking by slowly. The son, about 8 says 'You used to have one like that Dad' and the big pair of feet says 'Yeah but my cars a lot better now!!'

 

I could tell by the feet even the son thought he was a tit.

[rob999]

Today going into the garage, kids playing nearby.

 

Them : 'Cool car Mister'

Me : 'It's alright'.

Them : 'It's a vauxhall' (kudos for them knowing this)

Me : 'Yeh a cack vauxhall'

Them : 'No, it's a cool car'.

 

Now you see the difference between Chelmsford kids and Harlow's kids (Sam's experience)

[Sammy]

"Why does your Ferrari have Vauxhall badges?"

 

 

I still remember the first comment I heard when I popped to the local shops.

 

Fat guy: That's nice innit

Fat wife: Yeah, in your dreams.

Edited by Sammy, 28 August 2013 - 05:07 PM.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

This weekend I had "that's well sick, look at dat body kit init". And I was on Lincoln. WTF