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[davemate]

my favourite recent one was driving past some girls, one turned shouted "ferrari!" pulled up her top and the others then started to do so, while one just looked twice and was clear to be seen dryly saying "its not a ferrari.....".

 

I know which one i would have taken home!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(the one with the biggest tits)

Edited by davemate, 28 August 2013 - 05:49 PM.

[Rickwoo118]

my favourite recent one was driving past some girls, one turned shouted "ferrari!" pulled up her top and the others then started to do so, while one just looked twice and was clear to be seen dryly saying "its not a ferrari.....".   I know which one i would have taken home!   Steady!!                                                         (the one with the biggest tits)

[Zoobeef]

I had "is that a large meal" in a McDonalds drive through. Not sure if it was car related though :/

[green_machineGC]

Guy at the gas station today: "Aren't you a little bit young to get out of a car like that??" (I'm 33, but look like 25).

 

I got ID'd for fuel last year  I responded by pointing at the lonely bright green VX sat by pump number 8....... (I'm 26 but look 12)

[Goosenka]

Guy at the gas station today: "Aren't you a little bit young to get out of a car like that??" (I'm 33, but look like 25).

  I got ID'd for fuel last year  I responded by pointing at the lonely bright green VX sat by pump number 8....... (I'm 26 but look 12)

Nice bogey mister

[green_machineGC]

 

 

Guy at the gas station today: "Aren't you a little bit young to get out of a car like that??" (I'm 33, but look like 25).

  I got ID'd for fuel last year  I responded by pointing at the lonely bright green VX sat by pump number 8....... (I'm 26 but look 12)

Nice bogey mister

 

 

Was wondering why he offered me a tissue......

[Duncan_F]

At the recent Bruntignthorpe meet where various car groups, of which the VX was one, were giving paid passenger laps for a charitable cause. It was the end of the day and a mother brings her son over clearly looking to get him out on track in something before the event closed.

 

The lad threw a proper strop, started crying, and ran off screaming "I don't want to go in a Vauxhall !!!!"

 

His mum apologised and ran after him.

[mbes2]

At the recent Bruntignthorpe meet where various car groups, of which the VX was one, were giving paid passenger laps for a charitable cause. It was the end of the day and a mother brings her son over clearly looking to get him out on track in something before the event closed.

 

The lad threw a proper strop, started crying, and ran off screaming "I don't want to go in a Vauxhall !!!!"

 

His mum apologised and ran after him.

 

Must of been a Lotus driver 

[Mike (Cliffie)]

"How much power has that got?" From an RS4 driver who I had just scorched from 30-100.

 

"A shitty Vauxhall covered in stickers" from a Golf owning bus driver on Facebook.

 

"Is that the Vauxhall Adam" from a guy outside the cafe in our village.

 

 

[fezzasus]

I got to my car one morning to find someone had written 'small penis' in the dirt on it. Made my day.

[FLD]

I got to my car one morning to find someone had written 'small penis' in the dirt on it. Made my day.

 

kids do tag things these days

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

I had some guy ask if it was 3 years old. He was shocked when I said it was 12

[astravxr]

My vx stands out a lot and the fact I have no vauxhall badge on is great. I get loads and loads of random people asking what kind of car it is and how much I bought it. When I say vauxhall they look all confused and then I tell them its basically a lotus and then they start smiling again. Always get people take photos of the car though, mainly middle aged women. Funniest has got to be an Italian bloke walking past my car saying to his bird oh look we have a lamborghini and jumps into a hyandi coupe haha

[Bumblebee]

At the recent Bruntignthorpe meet where various car groups, of which the VX was one, were giving paid passenger laps for a charitable cause. It was the end of the day and a mother brings her son over clearly looking to get him out on track in something before the event closed. The lad threw a proper strop, started crying, and ran off screaming "I don't want to go in a Vauxhall !!!!" His mum apologised and ran after him.

Must of been a Lotus driver

that made me laugh!

[BridgeVX]

I had a bloke say my car was low when I was filling it up, he then told me to get a smart coupe. When I said it only had an 800cc engine he just said "Power to weight ratio though, they're fast." I was so confused I just let him walk off before realising what a dick he was.

[syep2001]

I've had two notable ones, Both driving through town fairly late with roof off... 1. "Nice Ferrari mate" - from a scally, didn't take much note! 2. Some punk student - "it's not a lotus" bellowed at me, fair play

[myles]

I've had two notable ones, Both driving through town fairly late with roof off... 1. "Nice Ferrari mate" - from a scally, didn't take much note! 2. Some punk student - "it's not a lotus" bellowed at me, fair play

You should have told him, Plymouth Uni is just a glorified polytechnic.

[syep2001]

Hey I went too! I thought it showed some apparent knowledge, if your gonna insult the car I thought its about the most you can pin on it!

[myles]

Hey I went too! I thought it showed some apparent knowledge, if your gonna insult the car I thought its about the most you can pin on it!

It's not many brands, not just a Lotus! This woman came round to pick up some packing boxes the other day, her son was quite knowledgeable for an 8yo. He asked what it was; I told him it was 'a plastic car with a taxi engine in the wrong place' he told me Ferraris and Lambos all have engines in the back! (As opposed to 'that shitty MGF down the road has an engine in the back too mister!')

[mbes2]

At Vauxhall meets they dis-like us.......

 

At Lotus meets they dis-like us..........

 

As long as we all love them.. 

 

My first day of ownership a old man asked what it was, once he was made aware its a Vauxhall he tutted and walked off...