As some of you know I'm a bit of a hero on the slopes, but unfortunately due to supermodel committments I was unable to compete this year. However some of my friends sent me some pictures back to show what I'm missing.
The Russians are actually quite gay friendly. They make man holes available to you should you want to enter one.
The reception of this hotel in Sochi has no floor, but it does have this welcoming picture or Vladi.
As you know, after spending all day on the slopes it's nice to let your gloves dry on the radiator, and to have an electrical socket close to the bed. Or even in it.
They decided to move the door at the last minute.
Although it looks fine you're advised not to drink the water.
There's extra toilet capacity if you do drink the water.
Further evidence that the Russians aren't as anti gay as they seem. No need here even to drill a glory hole.
You can even have an audience. Or I guess as it's the olympics a judging panel. Marks out of 10? Extra points for artistic interpretation?
If you are going to share, follow the rules, for the consideration of the others sharing your toilet. Fishing especially is something you shouldn't do in a shared toilet.
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 06:39 PM
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:04 PM
Haha 
these cant be serious can they?!?!? 
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 07:27 PM
Yeah, I take that back then... What a farce. It cost more than all the previous winter games combined?!? Cant beat Lillehammer I recon. Though being half Norwegian, I would say that. Still, really looking forward to the games!! Hope its goes without too much violence and protest
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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:55 PM
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 10:06 AM
The one with the guy standing and squatting on the loo I can understand. My mate in Singapore says that it's quite common to go into a a cubicle and have to wipe footprints off the seat.
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:26 AM
You don't need to go as far as Singapore.. my office in Bracknell had an issue with toilet seats always breaking which was attributed to the large amount of onsite reps from our offshored teams 
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 12:48 PM
The one to the right of the no fishing guy - what's he doing?
Options I can see are: -
1 He's drinking
2 He's pulled a poo out of the toilet
3 He's about to throw a poo into the toilet
4 He's trying to steal the big red cross
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 12:56 PM
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:01 PM
$50 billion they've spent, and you wonder where it's gone, until you see the local officials driving round in their big limo's surrounded by expensive women.
Lucky b'stards. 
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:21 PM
The one to the right of the no fishing guy - what's he doing?
Options I can see are: -
1 He's drinking
2 He's pulled a poo out of the toilet
3 He's about to throw a poo into the toilet
4 He's trying to steal the big red cross
Yes it's a syringe
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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:25 PM
He'll overdose with a syringe that big.
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