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The Most Humane Way To Kill A Cat

Started by peteslag , Mar 22 2014 08:33 PM

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#1 peteslag

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 08:33 PM

My cat decided to take a nap on my car today, I'm sure he does it because he knows it annoys the living p*ss out of me. I thought I'd snap him with my phone before I shooed him off..........the little b@stard started sharpening his claws as I took the picture.

 

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I think dynamite should give him a quick and painless death  I'm sorely tempted to find out! :angry2:

 

 

 

 


#2 CHILL Gone DUTCH

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 08:36 PM

Spade Or hold him in a bucket of water also works but watch the claws

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 08:38 PM

Water pistol will solve that, or tin foil

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 08:40 PM

I feel your pain bro....

 

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 08:46 PM

Buy a hard top?


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Posted 22 March 2014 - 08:46 PM

Blender, microwave. Either will sort the problem.

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 08:58 PM

Buy a hard top?

 

 

500 quid to stop my cat clawing the roof? I prefer the microwave, much cheaper. Mind you, not sure it is very humane  :huh: plus the fat git wouldn't fit in it.


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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:02 PM

dosnt antifreeze do the job?


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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:03 PM

No claw issues here...

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:04 PM

dosnt antifreeze do the job?

Unless you give the cat vodka after, Don't ask how I know what's the antidote for antifreeze

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:16 PM

 

dosnt antifreeze do the job?

Unless you give the cat vodka after, Don't ask how I know what's the antidote for antifreeze

 

 

How the hell did someone find that out????????? Oh dear I've just drunk antifreeze, I know, I'll try and fix the situation by drinking vodka  :lol:


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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:30 PM

Use a citrus spray, cats hate citrus.


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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:44 PM

Use a citrus spray, cats hate citrus.

That actually might work! This forum is useful for so many things. Cheers

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:49 PM

could be worse and your dog gets on the roof.....sorry Tony H !

 

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:50 PM

Or tie Elsa to Petes car.

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:51 PM

Or tie Elsa to Petes car.

Just don't show Aggy that picture... :lol:

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:51 PM

Garlic spray is the best to get rid of cats. Just a light mix of garlic so your roof doesn't stink will be fine.

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 09:55 PM

Male cats don't like male urine. So maybe just urinate on your roof :P

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Posted 22 March 2014 - 10:01 PM

Or tie Elsa to Petes car.

 

didnt help much here though, Harry the cat is the master of the patch

 

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Posted 23 March 2014 - 08:34 AM


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