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[ElizP987]

you'll have to try a hell of a lot harder than that

[TangoAlpha]

Liz, I have heard your beauty overwhelms men and boys alike. The winds whisper that you put flowers to shame. Mona Lisa frowns because she chanced upon your visage. Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, but your image could beat that figure ten-fold, a hundred-fold, a thousand-fold. Are we mere mortals worthy of casting our eyes on your heavenly figure? I hope and pray that we are deemed so.







If that doesn't work then I'm stuck

[danVXT]

Liz, I have heard your beauty overwhelms men and boys alike. The winds whisper that you put flowers to shame. Mona Lisa frowns because she chanced upon your visage. Helen of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, but your image could beat that figure ten-fold, a hundred-fold, a thousand-fold. Are we mere mortals worthy of casting our eyes on your heavenly figure? I hope and pray that we are deemed so.







If that doesn't work then I'm stuck

COME ON GET YOUR BAPS OUT

i think that's what she meant by try harder, not all your dribble above, men these days, they know nothing about how to charm a lady

[TangoAlpha]

they know nothing about how to charm a lady

There's always the classic...

Hey! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

They always respond well to that

[Lps]

T/A clearly i think you'll find said "bitches" chain is broken if she's out of the kitchen in the first place! No? /flamesuitwellandtrulyzippeduptight!

[TangoAlpha]

T/A clearly i think you'll find said "bitches" chain is broken if she's out of the kitchen in the first place!

You are so right, I don't know how that slipped my mind

[jules_s]

@ Tango You got some Jamaican in you?

[CocoPops]

PMSL @ you lot!

[Lps]

T/A clearly i think you'll find said "bitches" chain is broken if she's out of the kitchen in the first place!

You are so right, I don't know how that slipped my mind

when mines behaving. i sometimes lend her my Porter Cable to speed up worktop polishing time.

Oh the times i've said to her "where's my f*cking dinner, d'you want another black eye to match the other one!"

what can i say, she loves me!?

[TangoAlpha]

when mines behaving. i sometimes lend her my Porter Cable to speed up worktop polishing time.

I think that route could only lead to slackness.

"...d'you want another black eye to match the other one!"

I find the threat is enough to produce obedience, no black eyes have been needed so far, but she has had difficulty sitting down at times.

[Lps]

she has had difficulty sitting down at times.

You let her sit down?!?!?


For heavens sake, whats wrong with you man!! Have you any idea how that adds to the waiting time if say, for instance you want a beer fetching?

I'd nip the right in the bud if i were you!

[TangoAlpha]

she has had difficulty sitting down at times.

You let her sit down?!?!?

Only on the floor. That way she's already at the right height if I decide to walk into the kitchen.

For heavens sake, whats wrong with you man!! Have you any idea how that adds to the waiting time if say, for instance you want a beer fetching?

I'd nip the right in the bud if i were you!

As I mentioned above, what you gain on beer-fetching time you lose on other things.

[CocoPops]

Oh... How much fun will I have showing your better half this thread Tim

[TangoAlpha]

Oh...

How much fun will I have showing your better half this thread Tim

Only if you pop round and I let you into my kitchen.

[Richy]

Less gay chat and more cleavage please

[TangoAlpha]

Less gay chat and more cleavage please

We were merely passing time until Liz "gets her baps out"

[Richy]

there more chance of me moving to england!!

[TangoAlpha]

there more chance of me moving to england!!

There's more chance of us letting you

[Richy]

[amanda]

what r u guys like at all!!!!!