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[willow]

fcuk me he looks a scary bastard then, and he was only 6months old.......sorry about the size!

[easy]

You guys have too much time on your hands Though I hope the picture is soon removed though Anyone who keeps hamsters should not be allowed to have a camera Custard should be consumed warm as god intended

[gazbrook]

Elmo, there was a guy just like you on the vr6 owners club website . I think he was a bit of an old timer by your standards,maybe 18!!! He said he had a golf vr6 for a mess about and an r32 aswell !! We all sussed him out for being full of it and by chance one guy on there (a friend of mine) knows a guy who works for the dvla and he said give me your reg no and address and i will confirm that you have a r32 (or not). We never heard from him again which i'm afraid isn't the case with you, hopefully you will have woken up from your dream soon and will carry on taking driving lessons in your nova!!

[walkes]

Elmo The only thing money buys is more money. Hope you end up being happy with it all. If you are VXless you have some serious problems around respect for others. Times have change Toffy rich bastards will no longer get there own way all the time. (look at fox hunting, chavs rule the world ) I personally could not care about money, my friends and family mean more to me than a million pounds. If you say your father is on the times rich list prove it. All mouth and no trousers? I'm sure you'll find that there will always be someone with more money than him! At the end of the day if you want to try and make people look stupid, that is your own right. But I think that you will only end up looking the fool. Don't think that anyone on here will lose any sleep over anything said. If your are lonely and need some friends try being a little bit nicer to people. You may find that your over protected, maybe spoilt lifestyle has removed any social skill needed to gain the respect of people. Admins if you could provide me with a tracert back to his IP address we can have a look at his computer.

[B5M_VX]

carry on taking driving lessons in your nova!!

Now hey leave us nova owners out of this, he doesnt even deserve a nova

[Shaun]

If Elmo's dad is that rich I would have thought a decent education would have taught him to spell and understand Grammer ( & possibly manners...). So Elmow where did you go to school? (Anything less than Charterhouse and you are a troll). Anyway Elmo if you drive a VX with no undersanding of car control you will be dead by the time you are 19. Go and do the ultimate high perforance driving course which is the HPC course (will cost daddy about the same as 1 years insurance). When you are elected a member no doubt we will meet at a club event and I'll buy you a beer. search the internet for HPC

[jules_s]

LOL Doesnt anybody realise its just vxless back again?

[iandhd]

LOL

Doesnt anybody realise its just vxless back again?

vxless in a slightly more spiteful guise though. An all round entertaining thread but I don't agree with causing unecessary offence to board members. Unfortunately it's the lulling and hoodwinking of board members that he (and I assume it's a he) gets off on.

[Spacemonkey]

Your all very very very envious people, if i hadnt mentioned money you'd all be nice and normal. But because of the dirty double standard you operate its disgusting how jealous you a lot are.

Its shocking to see how grown man can only afford such cars as their "dream" cars! you save all your life and your 40 or what ever and this is the best you can do! a poor mans sports car and your happy, your all dicks. For me its a car to learn in and get the hang of I dont want the turbo just yet who knows i may not even want it and i dont care if i smashg it up because it happens when your young and learning, end of the day its car dont you forget it, its not like flying a fighter jet. It takes time but your not going to offer me sensible advice or patience you'd show others simply. Because i'm not poor and unsucessfull. Contrary to popular belief its not my fault your all unsuccessfull maybe if you wroked harder.

And for those who fear me killing their loved ones and telling me not to do it wow great advice. And no if i hit some one whilst spinning my car and they die i wouldnt give a fcuk because lifes harsh and short so excpect it.

Thanks to everyone who has common sense and didnt patronise me and gave me proper advice. Learnt a lot.

I'd just like to round off my tuppence by adding that you truly are a fcukin' cock!

Being immature and talking BS about pretending to have a VX and loadsa money and a rich daddy is one thing, but your comments about crashing and killing people is totally out of order. One day you may wake up to the real world - I hope you do, otherwise you'll end up a sad and lonely fcuker with nothing more than a wad of cash for company.

Get a life, pr1ck!

[laidback50]

Cor, I've just read this lot. I dunno whether to laugh or cry !!!!!!!!! About 4 or 5 pages back I thought that the general tone very much had the Vxless hallmark. and then the doodah is back. Bugger me (used as an expression rather than a request). Ignoring the point about whether it is probable that a 17 year old could get a VX insured for £4k, how much is that bloody hamster having to fork out ????????????????? And I assume it's named driver as well cos I'm sure there's more than 1 hamster in there. The look on the cats face got me though. Absolute classic. I'm not sure the hamster would last many seconds in our house. Killer cats !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Graham.

[Big_Si]

This is the best thread ever - from spinning your VX to VX-driving-hamster-online-dating

TurboTomato now wishes he was a hamster, ooo the talent putting their pics on this site!

[Ricky2772]

THAT'S IT!!! all this glorifying hamsters is sending me TITS UP!!!

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[AndyO]

And for those who fear me killing their loved ones and telling me not to do it wow great advice. And no if i hit some one whilst spinning my car and they die i wouldnt give a fcuk because lifes harsh and short so excpect it.

Elmo - you are a simpleton!

4 years ago my girlfriend was hit in her car by an ignorant tw*t like you and is now permanently in a wheelchair - I guess she should have expected that?

I hope for your sake I never meet you.

People with an immature attitude like this really get to me.

If somebody drove like you and killed or seriously injured a member of your family, something tells me you wouldn't take your 'lifes harsh and short' view.

I don't normally get annoyed by these idiots but on this occassion i take exception - sorry all.

Andy

Edited by AndyO, 22 February 2005 - 02:43 PM.

[jules_s]

Andy, Elmo/vxless/whatever he chooses to call himself next, simply posts inflammatory comments like that to gain attention..... Which he invariably gets

[N19EVX]

Is this guy for real??? Just been looking at the dvla site and found a number plate which would suit: LO05EER At £1,799 I'm sure your father would happily but it for you. Personally i don't think you should even have a license and should think twice about posting on here.

[jules_s]

Is this guy for real???

Just been looking at the dvla site and found a number plate which would suit:

LO05EER

At £1,799 I'm sure your father would happily but it for you.

Personally i don't think you should even have a license and should think twice about posting on here.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....its Vxless, he's a fooking student....student loans etc etc....he not rich, his dad isnt rich....he doesnt have a VX...or a good sense of humour

Christ, even after he's given the game away people are still believing him....he must be good

[B5M_VX]

certainly get a bit attention!! look at how many people are viewing this topic

[sixspeed]

A good point - the number of views this topic is receiving suggests to me that, apart from the obvious wind-up, that there's probably a link out there to this thread on another site/forum... -andy- *edit to add: if Thorney has some form of Stats service with his hosting, it would be pretty easy to find out where all those views are coming from too...

Edited by sixspeed, 22 February 2005 - 03:42 PM.

[SPLAM]

THAT'S IT!!! all this glorifying hamsters is sending me TITS UP!!!

Ricky, NO PORN

[speedyK]

Something tells me Elmo/VXless has got all his friends looking in to amuse themselves...

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