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[PJG]

Is it just me, or do i never see JimH and Vxless / Elmo around at the same time? It's like that Wacko Jacko / Latoya thing all over again.

[Richy]

Photo evidence shows they are three different people... From left to right,Vxless, JimH,and Elmo

[B5M_VX]

Photo evidence shows they are three different people...

From left to right,Vxless, JimH,and Elmo

[RichH]

[cameron]

crazy toff elmo the troll couldn't keep vx under control he wanted advice but he's not very nice so most people told him where to go. But some tried to help trolly baws to banish his driving flaws but it was pointless cos he's VXless he's driving us up the waws. (scottish for walls.) Maybe this loon is actually true And he's so rich he's not got a clue if he had a vx he could get some sex chill out and CHANGE HIS ATTITUDE. I don't believe this monkey for a minute, but if it is true that he doesn't care if he hits an innocent bystander then we should hunt him down and accidently spin into him. ooops.

[laidback50]

The number of views for this thread is amazing. Do we actually have that number of people on this site ???????????? Can this turkey actually have a collection of mates as sad as he is ????? Do you suppose he has any mates??? Primates maybe Graham.

[TurboTomato]

crazy toff elmo the troll
couldn't keep vx under control
he wanted advice
but he's not very nice
so most people told him where to go.

But some tried to help trolly baws
to banish his driving flaws
but it was pointless
cos he's VXless
he's driving us up the waws. (scottish for walls.)

Maybe this loon is actually true
And he's so rich he's not got a clue
if he had a vx
he could get some sex
chill out and CHANGE HIS ATTITUDE.

[slimvince]

Too much talk about furry animals (including the Elmo). Maybe somebody should think about the poor car!? Save Elmo's VX before it gets smashed! A rescue mission is what is needed. Reading this thread has been both a great laugh as well as really saddening...

[JayK]

crazy toff elmo the troll
couldn't keep vx under control
he wanted advice
but he's not very nice
so most people told him where to go.

But some tried to help trolly baws
to banish his driving flaws
but it was pointless
cos he's VXless
he's driving us up the waws. (scottish for walls.)

Maybe this loon is actually true
And he's so rich he's not got a clue
if he had a vx
he could get some sex
chill out and CHANGE HIS ATTITUDE.


I don't believe this monkey for a minute, but if it is true that he doesn't care if he hits an innocent bystander then we should hunt him down and accidently spin into him. ooops.

Ill roll with that 50'

Quality stuff mate!

[JayK]

Your all very very very envious people, if i hadnt mentioned money you'd all be nice and normal. But because of the dirty double standard you operate its disgusting how jealous you a lot are.

No its because your a COCK

Its shocking to see how grown man can only afford such cars as their "dream" cars! you save all your life and your 40 or what ever and this is the best you can do! a poor mans sports car and your happy, your all dicks. For me its a car to learn in and get the hang of I dont want the turbo just yet who knows i may not even want it and i dont care if i smashg it up because it happens when your young and learning, end of the day its car dont you forget it, its not like flying a fighter jet.

Bollox, I was driving my Track Saxo very hard across track all around the U.K at 17! Maybe i should have gone onto the saxo forum and i seem to lift off on a corrner and the car spins out, can you help me? Oh and if someone die's in the procces it should be expected!

It takes time but your not going to offer me sensible advice or patience you'd show others simply. Because i'm not poor and unsucessfull. Contrary to popular belief its not my fault your all unsuccessfull maybe if you wroked harder.

How are you successful? (1 'L' by the way)

By being a COCK?

And for those who fear me killing their loved ones and telling me not to do it wow great advice. And no if i hit some one whilst spinning my car and they die i wouldnt give a fcuk because lifes harsh and short so excpect it.

Expect to die by some COCK who ran me over because daddy bought him a car he couldnt drive. Oh i should have expected to die. COCK

Thanks to everyone who has common sense and didnt patronise me and gave me proper advice. Learnt a lot.

We would give you a proper change if you was not a COCK!

[john_s]

Something tells me Elmo/VXless has got all his friends looking in to amuse themselves...

OK, so I'm a bit new here and don't know about vxless...

You're suggesting he has *friends*?????

Whatever trolly is studying at college, it's certainly not English; perhaps it's not college, but one of those *special schools*

Edited by john_s, 22 February 2005 - 10:13 PM.

[TurboTomato]

You see what you people have driven him to??? He has to sing for his supper now



Won't someone please think about the hamsters

Edited by TurboTomato, 22 February 2005 - 10:26 PM.

[SPLAM]

Next he will be getting his teeth and claws removed and entering the world of Bizzarre porn.

[cameron]

does he do weddings. I bet he's a natural soprano

[JimH]

Is it just me, or do i never see JimH and Vxless / Elmo around at the same time?

It's like that Wacko Jacko / Latoya thing all over again.

I would like to think that if I were to have an alter ego (or two) I would at least have a stab at making them funny.

[DanL]

And Jayk my dad was on the times rich list was yours?

Blimey, you turn your back for a few days, and it all gets interesting!

I can't believe some of us took this clown seriously!

... and whilst I'm responding to this troll, no - I (and my father) are not on the rich list. I do know a few people who's families are, however, and they're not bought VX's by their parents! Next time you're trolling, try a little higher up the car scale.

Dan

[easy]

My dad bought the Times rich list once (Sunday Times to be precise)

[PJG]

Is it just me, or do i never see JimH and Vxless / Elmo around at the same time?

It's like that Wacko Jacko / Latoya thing all over again.

I would like to think that if I were to have an alter ego (or two) I would at least have a stab at making them funny.

See what i mean !

[jules_s]

Forget singing hampsters....ive found a vid of rickys cat

>clickyebaum-mind you<

Pop ups mind you (i think) may not with direct link

[Foxy]

I'm sure elmo is not Vxless - Vxless was funny at times and was in posession of at least half a brain... This w4nker doesn't deserve our time. However...confectioners custard is yummy (apart from the sh1t from ASDA), but the other stuff is