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[jules_s]

Heyup chump Back for your annual visit?

[elmo]

who?

Why?

How are you hairy, nice looking VX in your picture - get over to Cabbot Circus much?

[elmo]

Heyup chump

Back for your annual visit? ;)/>

Sure am Joolie - what have i missed?

[jules_s]

Heyup chump

Back for your annual visit? ;)/>

Sure am Joolie - what have i missed?

More than I can mention

I glol 'ed at your iBob reposte there though

how's the vx going btw?

[elmo]

Go on Joolie menton atleast three, big reason i come back is for our special chats. VX is going strong, how is your VX?

[JG]

Hi Elmo welcome back

[Mangham54]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

[elmo]

Hi Elmo :D/>

welcome back thumbsup/>

Wagguan JG!?

I once fcuked a girl called Jodie Gartlan (JG) she had a massive arse and skinny waist and was ginger, ghetto booty on a white northern lass...

[jules_s]

Well, Thorney sold the site for mega £££ so we can't buy it Techie is on exhaust No 50 and errrr My vx has done less miles than JG's in 2012

[elmo]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?

Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.

[elmo]

Well,

Thorney sold the site for mega £££ so we can't buy it

Techie is on exhaust No 50

and errrr

My vx has done less miles than JG's in 2012 ;)/>

who the fcuk bought the site?! Stevie Wonder?!

Why so few miles in your VX? I drove mine from New York to Texas watched the F1 then drove back 4k miles in 5 days! clutch spring went as well!!! sounded like a black woman farting after a kfc bargain bucket.

[Mangham54]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?

Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.

Check back through the posts... turns out your a Pissrat observer too.

[elmo]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?

Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.

Check back through the posts... turns out your a Pissrat observer too.

Er....Ok....can we just agree you're a little daft?

[Mangham54]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?

Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.

Check back through the posts... turns out your a Pissrat observer too.

Er....Ok....can we just agree you're a little daft?

whatever you want...

[elmo]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?

Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.

Check back through the posts... turns out your a Pissrat observer too.

Er....Ok....can we just agree you're a little daft?

whatever you want...

What do you want?

[Mangham54]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?

Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.

Check back through the posts... turns out your a Pissrat observer too.

Er....Ok....can we just agree you're a little daft?

whatever you want...

What do you want?

Good question, the opposite of what you want.

[elmo]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?

Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.

Check back through the posts... turns out your a Pissrat observer too.

Er....Ok....can we just agree you're a little daft?

whatever you want...

What do you want?

Good question, the opposite of what you want.

Right now i want a custard slice...whats the opposite of that? A morphy richards multi cooker?


Te fcuk you want one of those for?

[Mangham54]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?

Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.

Check back through the posts... turns out your a Pissrat observer too.

Er....Ok....can we just agree you're a little daft?

whatever you want...

What do you want?

Good question, the opposite of what you want.

Right now i want a custard slice...whats the opposite of that? A morphy richards multi cooker?


Te fcuk you want one of those for?

Think you'll find the opposite of a custard slice is meringue.

[elmo]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?

Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.

Check back through the posts... turns out your a Pissrat observer too.

Er....Ok....can we just agree you're a little daft?

whatever you want...

What do you want?

Good question, the opposite of what you want.

Right now i want a custard slice...whats the opposite of that? A morphy richards multi cooker?


Te fcuk you want one of those for?

Think you'll find the opposite of a custard slice is meringue.

Errr....are you packing a third 21 chromosone???...because a custard slice is egg based with pastry and icing sugar....meriangue is egg based with no oposite to counter the pastry or icing sugar.


If you are packing a third 21 chromosone forgive me i didnt know, ignore the above and jusg absorb the following.

"Who's a good boy then"

[Mangham54]

So how's life on the other forum(s) Elmo?

The fcuk are you talking about? What other forum?

Tell the lass in your avatar that skirt does nothing for her and drop about 40 lbs.

Check back through the posts... turns out your a Pissrat observer too.

Er....Ok....can we just agree you're a little daft?

whatever you want...

What do you want?

Good question, the opposite of what you want.

Right now i want a custard slice...whats the opposite of that? A morphy richards multi cooker?


Te fcuk you want one of those for?

Think you'll find the opposite of a custard slice is meringue.

Errr....are you packing a third 21 chromosone???...because a custard slice is egg based with pastry and icing sugar....meriangue is egg based with no oposite to counter the pastry or icing sugar.


If you are packing a third 21 chromosone forgive me i didnt know, ignore the above and jusg absorb the following.

"Who's a good boy then"

Thanks for the pat on the back. Though I don't have downs... Dwarfism maybe.