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#101 SPLAM

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 11:48 AM

Why people are suggesting locking the thread i don't know. :blink: Troll or not this is great, Ricky love the piccy of Elmo in his speedster. :lol: I used to love cold custard with the skin on, me and my brother used to fight over it. Now i'm older it has to be hot with no skin. thumbsup I've also grown out of cold cups of tea. :( Edit: in the time it's taken me to read the pages since last night, TT has posted a Ricky reply, i'm also ill and off work, cheers Ricky. Imnotworthy :lol:

Edited by SamH, 21 February 2005 - 11:49 AM.


#102 Neil G

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 12:29 PM

People like this don't deserve any help or association with our owners club. Can't believe how annoyed I am after reading his posts. rant Elmo's a poof get him out of here.

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 12:40 PM

I couldn't give a toss if elmo is for real or a troll.

After his comment here...

http://www.vx220.org...=ST&f=4&t=19127

I think he should get fcuked and certainly not get any help or assistance from this club thumbsup

#104 LazyDonkey

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 12:48 PM

Thanks SAmH for keeping the real debate on this thread going ! ....has anyone noticed wee Elmo has gone quiet ? :P

#105 SPLAM

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 12:50 PM

:o Why no capital m (M)? :angry: Skin on tea, now that is wrong! Edit: Infact why the capital A (a)? :(

Edited by SamH, 21 February 2005 - 12:51 PM.


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Posted 21 February 2005 - 12:51 PM

Skin on tea, now that is wrong!

That's what I really hate about London. Scummy water. :sick:

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 12:53 PM



Skin on tea, now that is wrong!

That's what I really hate about London. Scummy water. :sick:

But have you also noticed when you travel out of the south east, cleaning your teeth with fluffy water isn't right? :blink:

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 12:56 PM

This has to be a wind-up of the highest order! Let's just look at what he claims - lost the back end 6 times! Has anyone on here lost the back end on a public road and recovered it before hitting something? Can't remember anyone saying so. Wheel into kerb is the least that ALWAYS happens. To claim to have done it 6 times is impossible.

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:00 PM

I think we all just enjoyed the opportunity of: a. giving advice b. taking the pi** out of him :groupjump:

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:23 PM

I think we all just enjoyed the opportunity of:

a. giving advice
b. taking the pi** out of him :groupjump:

i think you're right.

My 2p's worth:

Elmo your a w*nker - is half term over now?

#111 jules_s

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:26 PM

I think we all just enjoyed the opportunity of:

a. giving advice
b. taking the pi** out of him :groupjump:

i think you're right.

My 2p's worth:

Elmo your a w*nker - is half term over now?

He claims to be attending 'college'

So Im guessing half term IS actually over... :rolleyes:

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:38 PM

Custard is so wrong! I hate the stuff. Warm, cold, thick, thin, lumpy, smooth. YUCK YUCK YUCK!! :sick: Double cream or clotted cream , now you are talking!! :D Cold tea: Well its just about better than no tea. And if you heat cold tea up in the micowave then it s very nearly a real cut of tea. When it starts to get a white-ish coverning on the surface ( leave full cut of tea next to computer and forget about it ) It soon goes green. At this stage i do not recomend re-heating procedure. If however you remouve said layer, and reheat, you get a stomach upset!! but it almost tastes like a cut of tea. Ah... the lengths one goes to, because putting the kettle on is such an effort. James

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:50 PM

"more volatile than tnt" doesn't sound like a 17yr old. hmm..

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:55 PM

I think he was suffering with drawal symptoms from not having a half pint of milk and a rusk :D

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 02:27 PM

elmo my dad was not on the times rich list, and im glad, cuz then i could have ended up like u! Personally i feel sorry for u. I think u shud fcuk of as i think ur attitude stinks. I gave u ur chance, and was helpful as were most people.

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 02:56 PM

Fcuk it, may as well add my tuppence as well! 1. losing the backend every 5 or 6 drives proves you're totally out of your depth on public roads 2. having your father buy you a £13k is IMO, something I don't agree with - putting money towards buying you a £4k Focus (i.e. you earn half at least) is far more appropriate, especially as you appear to have little driving ability or regard for others 3. having your father spend £4k on insurance is a fckin giraffe 4. mentioning the prospect of owning a 430 at 25yrs - yeah right, like anyone here gives a sh1t, and like you're going to live long enough to pick it up 5. "wouldn't be seen dead in anything other than a two seater! - you're 17 - grow up 6. if you're genuine, then fair comment for owning up to the driving issues, but grow up and don't act like a knob - you're not doing yourself any favours here Personally, I think you've yet to pass your test and fancy making a name for yourself by pretending you have a VX - either that, or you do have the car courtesy of your father who obviously has little regard for your wellbeing and manners PS why not take a few pics of you and the car with the top-of-the-range digital camera your daddy bought you

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 03:00 PM

Fcuk it, may as well add my tuppence as well!

1. losing the backend every 5 or 6 drives proves you're totally out of your depth on public roads
2. having your father buy you a £13k is IMO, something I don't agree with - putting money towards buying you a £4k Focus (i.e. you earn half at least) is far more appropriate, especially as you appear to have little driving ability or regard for others
3. having your father spend £4k on insurance is a fckin giraffe
4. mentioning the prospect of owning a 430 at 25yrs - yeah right, like anyone here gives a sh1t, and like you're going to live long enough to pick it up
5. "wouldn't be seen dead in anything other than a two seater! - you're 17 - grow up
6. if you're genuine, then fair comment for owning up to the driving issues, but grow up and don't act like a knob - you're not doing yourself any favours here

Personally, I think you've yet to pass your test and fancy making a name for yourself by pretending you have a VX - either that, or you do have the car courtesy of your father who obviously has little regard for your wellbeing and manners

PS why not take a few pics of you and the car with the top-of-the-range digital camera your daddy bought you

Times rich list STARTS at 40 mill :o

Im guessing Elmo is probably losing the back end driving around the 'estate' :rolleyes:

He still comes across as a spoiled brat though :(

#118 TonyKL

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 03:04 PM

Wasnt there a radio controlled VX on ebay recently? Maybe he's talking about that one :groupjump:

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 03:27 PM

LOL @ these pictures.... and LOL @ some of the time you guys have taken to reply to this drivel! Come on guys, please see through this.....! Are you that easy to wind-up? :P -andy-

Edited by sixspeed, 21 February 2005 - 03:29 PM.


#120 LazyDonkey

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Posted 21 February 2005 - 03:27 PM

Mind he also looses the backend on roundabouts too ! Coming from a "rural area" meself I don't remember many of them on country roads. Oh and CUSTARD ! Have you guys forgotted about the main point of this thread ?!?! ;)




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