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[TheHood]

Elmo........ Elmo? (And cold custard is the congealed love p1ss of satan)

[cameron]

wasn'y goin to say anythin but might as well. Cars are only toys once you know how to play with them. i'm 23 and can be a bit cocky in the vx but never to an extent of spinning. (maybe a wee bit of back end action) i'm no expert driver but instinct normally takes over i would have thought when you feel the back slip or twitch and you either come off the gas and/or steer into it. By the way gran tourismo is great for that. Rear wheel drive sports cars require respect from an inexperienced (and experienced) driver. One more thing if your spinning at 20mph it's cos your burying the throttle in 1st or 2nd i guess. the pedal doesn't have to go to the floor and u have 3rd gear. Oh another thing, in my opinion you look cooler in a cool car going slow. At least in built up areas. Be safe if you're for real.

[stubedo]

Guys I cant keep up every member is on here battering our newbie this is the best monday troll hunt ever I cant stop laughing...

LOL @ TT , Foxy , Ricky, JayK

Http://www.Vx220.org.uk/doesNotTollerateTr...Trolls/Foxy.htm

[iandhd]

First of all Elmo is a muppet not a troll see HERE (According to his website he's actually only three and a half so he shouldn't be driving anyway)

iirc on the skid pad day at Bruntingthorpe most drivers actually struggled to get the back end out on a wet surface at low speed. I'm amazed if 16% of his journeys result in him facing the other way May be he needs his geo checking.

1) Where's the piccie. Elmo I'd love to see the car and how about you add the build number to the LIST
2) Ricky, that's damn funny
3)

Ian.

Edited by iandhd, 21 February 2005 - 04:45 PM.

[Ricky2772]

My name is Elmo and I LLLLOOOVE eating custard off the windshield!! ...i know...I know....no eat&drive.... I'm a bad rat, me.

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[SPLAM]

Elmos a Bad rat.

[shavedsporty]

jesus this is like a soap opera, in fact it has a better plot than the eastenders one at the mo! If elmo does spin and is hurt it will be like cluedo finding out who might have helped towards his demise??????????? I think it was Ricky in the billiard room with the hamster!!! Any1 got any of them cards? or am ii right?

[iandhd]

Ahh, Did you see what he did there?

[LazyDonkey]

Love it Ricky !

[RichH]

I think it was Ricky in the billiard room with the hamster!!!
Any1 got any of them cards? or am ii right?

Oh no no no, I've got the Hampster.

I'm guessing he did it with the custard

[shavedsporty]

no i was bluffin i have the billiard room!!!!!!

[TurboTomato]

Duuh!!!

No wonder he bloody spins - irresponsible little hamster hasn't even got his paws on the wheel!!

Edit: do hamsters have 'hands'?

Edited by TurboTomato, 21 February 2005 - 05:56 PM.

[JG]

do hamsters have 'hands'? 

yeah they do, they have the wee-est hands/paws. and tiny tiny little nails that are imposible to cut when they get to long.

Ah hamster ownership

[Ricky2772]

" hold on........why do I keep spinning?!? hmmmm...better check...HEY! that rear wheel does not look too good.... RIIIICKYYY!!! did you steal MY Speedster again?!?...riding over kerbs like a madman as usual?!? "

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[iandhd]

[B5M_VX]

Elmo, Your attitude stinks, Surely you can se why people are reacting this way! I agree with them, As someone who owns a nova and a vx I have to say you wouldnt be welcome even with any nova owners! Few suggestion:- Post a picture and prove it, Answer question who your dad is to prove you are so rich, I suppose you dont even type this or possibly dont even read it your dad probably pays someone to do it. If you are so rich then what you need to do to sort it is pm me with your dads telephone number and I will call him and take his debit card details and debit his account for £30k for a new vx turbo, then all your problems will be sorted!! You wont be spinning your vx you will be spinning your new vx, a slight diffrence!!

[JayK]

If you are so rich then what you need to do to sort it is pm me with your dads telephone number and I will call him and take his debit card details and debit his account for £30k for a new vx turbo, then all your problems will be sorted!!

You wont be spinning your vx you will be spinning your new vx, a slight diffrence!!

Haha,

Yeh Elmo, do you know your car is the base model in the VX range? Surely you being all rich and all, maybe you should get a Turbo and that a Brand New one?

[TurboTomato]

" hold on........why do I keep spinning?!?
hmmmm...better check...HEY! that rear wheel does not look too good....
RIIIICKYYY!!! did you steal MY Speedster again?!?...riding over kerbs like a madman as usual?!?
"

It must be lonely being poor elmo

No room for mrs elmo in the speedy!!

[JG]

Hello my name is Rena ( please dont ask about my name, Its a long story and i'd rather not talk about it) I am also having some troubles controlling my vx. I would like to say hello elmo. i prefer the colour of your vx to mine ( orange looks ) maybe we could set up a meet somewhere somethime. Edit: appologies for photo quality ( didn't want to scare her with the flash )

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Edited by JamesGray, 21 February 2005 - 07:12 PM.

[Huntsman]

" hold on........why do I keep spinning?!? 
hmmmm...better check...HEY! that rear wheel does not look too good.... 
RIIIICKYYY!!!  did you steal MY Speedster again?!?...riding over kerbs like a madman as usual?!?
    "

It must be lonely being poor elmo

No room for mrs elmo in the speedy!!

MRS Elmo? MRS Elmo?

Are you mad???

If you're young, covered in fur and drive a car like that you have GOT to be single


Edit: Just seen James's post - see, I told you...

Edited by Huntsman, 21 February 2005 - 07:14 PM.