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[TurboTomato]

>How could anyone drive one of these??<
>I'm glad Mr Noble has moved onto better things<
>"This is a real car enthusiasts project"<
>How many time do I have to tell you - it's not an Audi TT!!<
>What the ??? <
>Hmmmmmmm<
>Only 9 of these were made. Shame <

[CupidKnewRap]

glad to see this threads not dead That noble thingy is meant to be very good ; just a bit hideous why has every post of links on this thread got a banham x21 amongst them

[chuno]

Sorry, had to ressurect this thread coming across these

lovely fiesta

Nice wing mirrors.

And this one, nothing funny to look at, but it must be one of dodgiest ads i have ever seen for a car

laguna

1) he hasnt got the keys
2)the reg plate shown isnt the one it will be sold with and he doesnt state the proper reg
3)Hes selling it for a mate



Sorry, bit off topic because theyre not kit cars, but that fiesta made me laugh

Edited by chuno, 29 July 2005 - 10:56 AM.

[Scottieb]

classic...

[JimH]

That engine wouldn't make any difference to the handling, would it?

[Muzzy]

F40 Anyone?????????????????

[JimH]

The kit car section has been a bit quiet of late. Perhaps many people are enjoying summer in their creations (that's enjoying in the sense of being pointed at by small children and spending large amounts of time in the passenger seat of an AA van).

The best of the current crop is a rather dull Nova which you will not be surprised to hear will be a show stopper when it is finished.

What took my eye about this beauty is the current owner's details about where the money had been spent. This includes...

a computer to control the stereo, TV DVD, On digital, Dolby surround sound, rear view camera etc.

Perhaps the money would have been more wisely spent on a dashboard that was not made of formica. Or maybe even a car that was not a worthless lump of fibreglass that will never look anything other than sh*t.

The really odd thing about all of these unfinished monstrosities is that there are always plenty of bidders which confirms the oft repeated maxim about there being nowt so queer as folk.

[Ozzig]

What took my eye about this beauty is the current owner's details about where the money had been spent. This includes...

a computer to control the stereo, TV DVD, On digital, Dolby surround sound, rear view camera etc.

BBC B's don't cost that much
(One for the geeks there.)

[Wellus]

Sorry, had to ressurect this thread coming across these

lovely fiesta

Nice wing mirrors.

And this one, nothing funny to look at, but it must be one of dodgiest ads i have ever seen for a car

laguna

1) he hasnt got the keys
2)the reg plate shown isnt the one it will be sold with and he doesnt state the proper reg
3)Hes selling it for a mate



Sorry, bit off topic because theyre not kit cars, but that fiesta made me laugh

Current bid: £5.50 (Reserve not met)

QUALITY!!!

[TurboTomato]

F40 Anyone?????????????????

That thing seems to come up for sale on a 2 monthly basis

[TurboTomato]

>A roadgoing boat. Says it all really. And based on a Reliant. Classy<
>Phaetons look like sh*t<
>I would buy this if I had the money<
>Minor bodywork needed<
>Jim's favourite use of a Dino engine<
>"Don’t ask what sort of cash has been spent on this car; just accept you’re getting a bargain"< Someone's been reading from the JJ book of car sales

That'll do for now

[mainline]

The roadgoing "boat" It doesn't float and you'd be 'mad' to try it on water. Also it only runs for 15 minutes or so and then breaks down (guaranteed) brilliant

[jules_s]

In a similar vein....

>minted escort on ebay<

[jaquenosou]

One thing always puzzled me, how can people waste time on such sh*t , well fixing them and so on i gess they must desesperate to escape the wife and kids

[Tony_M]

That boat / car is a classic. "It feels like you are doing 150mph, not that I have done 150mph, but I think it feels like it." Stops after 10 minutes, and sinks if you take it on the water. ...and wtf is that last one, its

[CupidKnewRap]

The last ones a dog the write up's good though outdragged a reliant; must be fast

[mainline]

Think my new favourite has got to be the Lotus 7 type car at the bottom the "roadgoing boat" section. Have a look at the main picture. All he's done it place the various parts strategicallay on top of / next to each other to resemble roughly the shape of a car. Genius!

[TurboTomato]

Think my new favourite has got to be the Lotus 7 type car at the bottom the "roadgoing boat" section.  Have a look at the main picture.  All he's done it place the various parts strategicallay on top of / next to each other to resemble roughly the shape of a car.  Genius!

He has as well Nothing is actually bolted together

Edited by TurboTomato, 22 August 2005 - 10:37 AM.

[Tony_M]

Think my new favourite has got to be the Lotus 7 type car at the bottom the "roadgoing boat" section.  Have a look at the main picture.  All he's done it place the various parts strategicallay on top of / next to each other to resemble roughly the shape of a car.  Genius!

He has as well Nothing is actually bolted together

Class 10/10 for effort, but what about the colour scheme

[JimH]

Has this one been on before? It just needs finishing.

Finishing? Finishing? It wants bloody burning. Some numpty is going to pay over a grand for this useless collection of GRP and cat poo.