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#261 JimH

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 11:58 AM

Want to look like a child molesting sociopath? Feel like you just can't get through another day unless at least a dozen people laugh at you and shout rude names? Depressed because you're not the butt of everyone's jokes? Then get a three wheeler! Yes for generations drivers of three wheeled cars have had their cars pushed over at traffic lights by primary school children while policemen looked on helpless with laughter. Yes, all you need is a pac-a-mac, an entry on the sex offenders register and a belief that it must be good because the road tax is so cheap and away you go. You're now a fully fledged member of the "Oi, w*nker!" club. If you need any further evidence as to why ALL three wheeled cars should be hunted down and burned I give you exhibit A - the Bond Bug. Who could fail to pull the moment you turned up in this generous slab of cheap cheddar? Who could not fail to be impressed by those subtle dynamics that carefully blended understeer, oversteer and overturn? I've spoken to more than one wierdo that actually defended these sacks of sh*t.

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 12:06 PM

Thats JON JON on the right innit?

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 12:48 PM

:rolleyes: This is just for people too scared to post in WA poof I once dated ;) A girl who next "went out" with Mikka Hakkinen (sloppy seconds) :D

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 12:49 PM

:rolleyes:
This is just for people too scared to post in WA  poof

but it's funnier :)

and by the way :sick:

edit: my attempts to make WA more intelligent ended up with certain people cutting and pasting answers from the nearest thesaurus :rolleyes: .

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#265 JimH

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 01:02 PM

I'm really thirsty.

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 01:17 PM

I'm really thirsty.

Tescos orange & passion fruit squash

or

Tescos pink grapefruit squash

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#267 JimH

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:54 PM

I'm more in a milk place to be honest.

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:56 PM

I'm in a Talisker on the rocks place.

#269 JimH

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:58 PM

Bad day at the office? It must have been to make it worth ruining whisky by putting ice in it.

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:09 PM

can i go home now? :unsure:

#271 JimH

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:15 PM

That bell is for my information, not yours.

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:23 PM

but, but, i got here an hour early... *eyes watering bottom lip wobbling smiley*

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#273 caleebra

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 03:41 PM

Bad day at the office? It must have been to make it worth ruining whisky by putting ice in it.

All a matter of personal preference Jim :P

Ice is generally accepted to dull the flavours of the dram as it decreases the temperature of it, but I prefer the sensation of a cooler liquid going over the throat. Especially on the first few sips (If I'm tasting something for the first time, I wont add anything). The ice eventually melts, the dram returns to room temperature so you have the equivalent of a dram with a little water added.

Some people of course will tell you that it's sacreliege to put anything, even water, in a Malt. That's fair dos, but considering the nosers at distilleries add a little water to enhance the aromas, it cant be a bad thing! It also takes the harsh edges off the spirit.
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#274 jules_s

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 08:59 PM

My mate has been given a cat today thumbsup

he's asking all his mates what breed it is before he takes it to the vets for a check up....can anybody help please?

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#275 SPLAM

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 09:10 PM

:lol: :lol: What a cock! Infact, what a little cock!

#276 jules_s

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 09:12 PM

I thought it looks more like a dog myself :unsure:

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 09:13 PM

:sleepy: Perhaps it is a pussy, I'm not to sure.

#278 JimH

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 09:41 PM

Tonight I am mostly sick to the bastard back teeth of ceilings. Oh, and my dental hygienist has a really fat arse.

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Posted 21 June 2005 - 09:48 PM

Tonight I am mostly sick to the bastard back teeth of ceilings.

Oh, and my dental hygienist has a really fat arse.

really?

mine rubs herself on my arm whilst doing her 'work' :rolleyes:

#280 JimH

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Posted 22 June 2005 - 05:41 AM

What you have done there is confused a dental hygienist with your neighbours' jack russell.




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