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[JimH]

Want to look like a child molesting sociopath? Feel like you just can't get through another day unless at least a dozen people laugh at you and shout rude names? Depressed because you're not the butt of everyone's jokes? Then get a three wheeler! Yes for generations drivers of three wheeled cars have had their cars pushed over at traffic lights by primary school children while policemen looked on helpless with laughter. Yes, all you need is a pac-a-mac, an entry on the sex offenders register and a belief that it must be good because the road tax is so cheap and away you go. You're now a fully fledged member of the "Oi, w*nker!" club. If you need any further evidence as to why ALL three wheeled cars should be hunted down and burned I give you exhibit A - the Bond Bug. Who could fail to pull the moment you turned up in this generous slab of cheap cheddar? Who could not fail to be impressed by those subtle dynamics that carefully blended understeer, oversteer and overturn? I've spoken to more than one wierdo that actually defended these sacks of sh*t.

[jules_s]

Thats JON JON on the right innit?

[easy]

This is just for people too scared to post in WA I once dated A girl who next "went out" with Mikka Hakkinen (sloppy seconds)

[CupidKnewRap]

This is just for people too scared to post in WA 

but it's funnier

and by the way

edit: my attempts to make WA more intelligent ended up with certain people cutting and pasting answers from the nearest thesaurus .

Edited by CupidKnewRap, 21 June 2005 - 12:52 PM.

[JimH]

I'm really thirsty.

[jules_s]

I'm really thirsty.

Tescos orange & passion fruit squash

or

Tescos pink grapefruit squash

[JimH]

I'm more in a milk place to be honest.

[caleebra]

I'm in a Talisker on the rocks place.

[JimH]

Bad day at the office? It must have been to make it worth ruining whisky by putting ice in it.

[JimH]

That bell is for my information, not yours.

[caleebra]

Bad day at the office? It must have been to make it worth ruining whisky by putting ice in it.

All a matter of personal preference Jim

Ice is generally accepted to dull the flavours of the dram as it decreases the temperature of it, but I prefer the sensation of a cooler liquid going over the throat. Especially on the first few sips (If I'm tasting something for the first time, I wont add anything). The ice eventually melts, the dram returns to room temperature so you have the equivalent of a dram with a little water added.

Some people of course will tell you that it's sacreliege to put anything, even water, in a Malt. That's fair dos, but considering the nosers at distilleries add a little water to enhance the aromas, it cant be a bad thing! It also takes the harsh edges off the spirit.
[/geek mode]

Edited by caleebra, 21 June 2005 - 03:53 PM.

[jules_s]

My mate has been given a cat today

he's asking all his mates what breed it is before he takes it to the vets for a check up....can anybody help please?

[SPLAM]

What a cock! Infact, what a little cock!

[jules_s]

I thought it looks more like a dog myself

[SPLAM]

Perhaps it is a pussy, I'm not to sure.

[JimH]

Tonight I am mostly sick to the bastard back teeth of ceilings. Oh, and my dental hygienist has a really fat arse.

[jules_s]

Tonight I am mostly sick to the bastard back teeth of ceilings.

Oh, and my dental hygienist has a really fat arse.

really?

mine rubs herself on my arm whilst doing her 'work'

[JimH]

What you have done there is confused a dental hygienist with your neighbours' jack russell.