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Started by jules_s , Jun 15 2005 09:48 AM

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#341 LazyDonkey

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 11:33 PM

Is this shaven one better for you Adam :D


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This is TIDDLES he is the destroyer of worlds :P :P

WTF ? :o

Surely thats not right ! :blink:

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 07:49 AM

Soooooo....


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is 'helpfuller'

what grasp of the english language did that exec have then?  :rolleyes:

thumbsup i'v also been thinking how 'bad' that advert is..to say 'more helpful' implies you weren't very helpful in the first place :unsure: ..they'd call it 'poetic justice'..leaves a similiar bad taste in the mouth, to that of the new additions to the english language/dictionary :rolleyes: they should be tightening-up the use of the words they've got, rather than adding more 'jargan' to them :unsure: from what i saw/heard of the additions, they're mostly horse racing and football terms anyway :unsure: oh! and 'chav' of course :blink: :rolleyes: :)

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 01:53 PM

My sunburn is still itchy.

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 02:38 PM

ace ! i love cats! what sorts are they? I'm after a british blue...



5 of them are moggies
2 are Maine Coons
and finally one is a Rag Doll (see Attached)

What going on with Tiddles :o :o :o that's one messed up cat

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#345 If_Only

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 03:59 PM

why don't irons have on/off switches? :blink: all other household appliances (that I can think of) have inbuilt on/off functionality additional to simply plugging the thing in.

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 04:03 PM

:unsure: spinners don't have an on/off button..you put your cloths in and closing the lid starts it ;) :D ...but then that's an 'on/off functionality' i suppose :rolleyes: same with some tumble dryers..

Edited by iceman, 26 June 2005 - 04:06 PM.

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 04:43 PM

Isnt it funny how Barbara Windsor pronounces..... chocolate choc-clit :rolleyes:

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 05:06 PM

My Corsa loan car only does 30 mph in first :P

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 05:32 PM

How about in reverse...

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 05:39 PM

V V V V :rolleyes:

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 08:16 AM

Richard Whitely was married ? ...and an incisive political journalist ? :o

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 08:19 AM

I certainly wouldn't wish any harm on the man but the coverage at present seems to be painting him as some sort of national hero and media icon rather than the regional news reader and p*ss poor game show host that he was. Being some sort of ironic joke amoungst students and lazy website writers does not make you a national hero.

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 08:20 AM

I went to a ball on Friday and saw Goldie Looking Chain. They were complete sh*t.

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 09:59 AM

I certainly wouldn't wish any harm on the man but the coverage at present seems to be painting him as some sort of national hero and media icon rather than the regional news reader and p*ss poor game show host that he was.

Being some sort of ironic joke amoungst students and lazy website writers does not make you a national hero.

he made a lot of people very happy/ cheered up their afternoons in a completely harmless way. there are far more people i'd wish dead on this planet than a bloke who's totally aware of his adequacy/ inadequacies, but bumbles along and does the best job he can anyway. thumbsup

unfortunately i'm sure someone like robert mugabe will be more 'mourned' when he finally kicks the bucket. :angry:

once again jimh, potential bitterness overload? :unsure:

edit: the last part of that is possibly a bit harsh, but what with life expectancy being what it is today, 61 is far too young to die. at least half of the people who watch 'countdown' are at least 4 yearss older than that!

Edited by AntB, 27 June 2005 - 10:13 AM.

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 10:40 AM

I went to a ball on Friday and saw Goldie Looking Chain. They were complete sh*t.

That's the point though, isn't it?

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 10:51 AM

I went to a ball on Friday and saw Goldie Looking Chain. They were complete sh*t.

They were in dublin when i was there, didnt even bother goin to see them

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 10:57 AM

That's the point though, isn't it?

I was struggling to see the point. If you believe, as I do, rap music is beyond parody then there is very little point in attempting to be a comedy rap act because the result is bound to be a failure. Bad music but worse comedy.

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 11:09 AM

Hayseed Dixie were on the TV playing at Glastonbury. And I missed it. :(

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 02:30 PM

I was so bored last night that I shaved my balls. :blink: Wish I hadn't now they are so itchy. :unsure: :9mm: :beat: thumbsdown If any one wants pictures let me know as they are the funniest thing I have seen in ages :D :o

Edited by pippyt, 27 June 2005 - 02:31 PM.

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Posted 27 June 2005 - 02:33 PM

I was so bored last night that I shaved my balls. :blink:

Wish I hadn't now they are so itchy. :unsure: :9mm: :beat: thumbsdown

If any one wants pictures let me know as they are the funniest thing I have seen in ages :D :o

I bet that gets edited :lol:

better get a quote in pronto then thumbsup
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