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Started by jules_s , Jun 15 2005 09:48 AM

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#401 Guest_AntB (Guest)

Posted 29 June 2005 - 08:59 AM

just bought a hideous amount of chocolate off the woman who delivers sandwiches to our office. i may be turning into a woman :unsure:

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#402 iceman

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 09:03 AM

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why's eating chocolate a woman thing :unsure:

never heard that before

must be an office thing :poke:

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#403 ad172

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 09:04 AM

I got drunk at the weekend, and had a conversation with a mate about what would sell best on Ebay, worn sexy girls pants or worn 'period days' pants.

Our other halves wouldnt be photod in them, so my ass was put on ebay in pink see through sexy pants. Mate got the period pants. Got lots of hits, including a guy asking how moist they are.

I then had my account suspended by ebay for selling illegal items. So I pissed on my tomato plant.

Have I got this thread about right?

ROTFPMSL

Was talking to a mate on the weekend saying that money would be tight this month and considering selling my anal virginity on e-Bay!!! :lol:

yeah right

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#404 Guest_AntB (Guest)

Posted 29 June 2005 - 09:05 AM

i'm fooked today, need the energy. midweek is a killer, then i just slip into my post wednesday coma until the weekend. thumbsup

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#405 Joss

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 09:25 AM

My friend has met Skippy. She was shocked to find that Skippy was female! And my forearms are longer than my feet.

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#406 CupidKnewRap

Billy No Mates

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 10:56 AM

not the only freak here then :unsure:

cnuts

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#407 jules_s

Iceman

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 11:01 AM

My back is itching like fook :unsure:

In this day and age of computerised gizmos, scale rules do have a use thumbsup

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#408 Tony_M

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 01:53 PM

My friend has met Skippy.

She was shocked to find that Skippy was female!

And my forearms are longer than my feet.

Just to clarify this

YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF

Sheesh - some people

:lol:

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#409 JimH

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 01:56 PM

Marks and Sparks Sushi thingie isn't bad but they really need to be more generous with the pickled ginger.

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#410 CupidKnewRap

Billy No Mates

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 08:58 AM

My friend has met Skippy.

She was shocked to find that Skippy was female!

And my forearms are longer than my feet.
Just to clarify this

YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF

Sheesh - some people

I'm five ten and have size eleven feet :blink:

I didn't have my shoes on. :angry:

anyway...

I found I have a fondness for wasting other peoples time today

but only if I don't like them :rolleyes:

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#411 fluffy

Billy No Mates

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 09:40 AM

I met up with my boss in a pub yesterday. He looked at the car and in particular the boot and asked if I play Golf. To which I replied "No, I still have an active sex life..."

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#412 CupidKnewRap

Billy No Mates

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 09:46 AM

nice answer

should help with the old career advancment too :poke:

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#413 fluffy

Billy No Mates

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 10:54 AM

best bit is that I only started with the current company 4 weeks ago... Still the boss in question is actually a good laugh even if he did call the vx a margarine tub recently.

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#414 caleebra

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 11:12 AM

Hybrid animals are cool.

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#415 ciderbooze

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:39 PM

the bruise on my back has gone but i have one on my forearm now

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#416 chuno

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:42 PM

the bruise on my back has gone but i have one on my forearm now

Whys that - trying to compare it to the length of your feet - and fell over

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#417 ciderbooze

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 01:37 PM

the bruise on my back has gone but i have one on my forearm now
Whys that - trying to compare it to the length of your feet - and fell over

are you watching me?

incidently my forearms and feet are the same length and its worth a bruise to find that out

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#418 Richy

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 02:46 PM

Horse fly bites dont arf fooking hurt :angry:

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#419 Scottieb

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 05:25 PM

I met up with my boss in a pub yesterday. He looked at the car and in particular the boot and asked if I play Golf.

To which I replied "No, I still have an active sex life..."

Superb! Can I use that one please? :groupjump: