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[Naughty Magpie]

I met a man with a oversized upper lip today. He was quite nice.

[jneill]

Grey horses are actually black.

I thought white horses are actually grey

[jules_s]

According to 'building the dream in the country' the bloke and his wife have stressfull office jobs in the city..... then the footage cuts to him leaving a site hut edit: now the narration says that they are pouring concrete in 'sub zero temperatures'

Edited by jules_s, 30 June 2005 - 07:41 PM.

[jules_s]

white black pink and orange.... all the local chavs outside my local tescos were dressed like and talking like BB's science this afternoon

[iceman]

..take console in the knowlidge that (either by gun or needle) they'll probably have shoot eachother by this time next week

[jules_s]

..take console in the knowlidge that (either by gun or needle) they'll probably have shoot eachother by this time next week

or worse they will all be flouncing about like eugiene

[TurboTomato]

I met a man with a oversized upper lip today. He was quite nice.

despite the oversized lip?

Why does my p*ss smell funny after I've eaten asparagous?

[jules_s]

I met a man with a oversized upper lip today. He was quite nice.

despite the oversized lip?

Why does my p*ss smell funny after I've eaten asparagous?

WTF is that??

[TurboTomato]

It's true - I'm not the only one

[Naughty Magpie]

How can you tell what your urine smells like? Do you wee in a pot?

Edited by Naughty Magpie, 30 June 2005 - 09:54 PM.

[jules_s]

asparagus maybe....

[JimH]

Same with sugar puffs.

[LazyDonkey]

I don't eat suger puffs but sometimes me wee does smell like them

[Rus]

I just spammed all my wifes friends trying to sort out a birthday party.

[LazyDonkey]

Theres a woman in my work who leaves her dogs in her car while she's at work. Its a beaten up old 5 series and the dogs crap in the car and everything. The only concession she makes it to leave the windows open a bit and put blankets on the windscreen and back screen. .......she just LOOKS wierd as well. The sort of woman you'd imagine having loads of dogs and cats and no real friends Just thought i'd mention it !

[CupidKnewRap]

Grey horses are actually black.

I thought white horses are actually grey

no such thing as a white horse (according to the weird horse people)


Your body will smell different depending on what oils you have ingested, the reason aspargus is meant to be an apherodisiac (sp!) is that it makes a mans body taste better however most people forget that iut has to be eaten several hours before your lady plans to lick you, not in the nice meal that you don't intend to finish .

sugar puffs make you smell bad because your body in toxin clearing overdrive - can't cope with all that sugar in one shot


god i know some crap

[LazyDonkey]

Tell us another story andrew !

[CupidKnewRap]

Did I tell you the one about the loud VX that got lost...? sorry

Edited by CupidKnewRap, 01 July 2005 - 08:24 AM.

[LazyDonkey]

Did I tell you the one about the loud VX that got lost...?


sorry

Jealousy mate !

[CupidKnewRap]

Bungiee Jumping is actually a copy of the naghol ritual. This involves jumping off towers when painted as a land demon (Ie: covered in coloured mud) from tall wooden towers tied only by an cord of vine. the vanuatu consider modern jumping to be far more dangerous than their method becuase it breaches the sacred rules: Only men are allowed to jump A man must ensure all aguments he has had are laid to rest before jumping The divers head MUST touch the floor the diver must not have had sex within the last 24 hours wearing of luck charms is foolish beyond beleif ( in fact the only time a tribeman wore one he died) Foriegners are unlucky (the poor charmed man who died was showing off to our very own QEII) The presence of a doctor is to temp fate