882 replies to this topic

[ciderbooze]

the fattest cleaner in the world has just emptied my bin

[jules_s]

Goddammit help!!!! when I was a nipper I had a toy.....it consisted of two pieces of string with handles on either end...the string went through an orange ball, and when the handles were parted it used to send the ball to the other end of the string WTF was it called???

[CupidKnewRap]

wierdly... a spinner

[jules_s]

nah, dont think spinner is right...

this is good though:-

>clicketh<

took me back a bit

[CupidKnewRap]

spinner toys

you were right, spinners are on sticks not strings

[TurboTomato]

How can you tell what your urine smells like? Do you wee in a pot?

Only when I'm giving samples

I can tell because it smells where as when I normally take a leak (minus asparagus) it doesn't

[caleebra]

I don't eat suger puffs but sometimes me wee does smell like them

Drink more water

[jules_s]

I don't eat suger puffs but sometimes me wee does smell like them 

Drink more water

and eat less yeast

[Naughty Magpie]

How can you tell what your urine smells like?  Do you wee in a pot?

Only when I'm giving samples

I can tell because it smells where as when I normally take a leak (minus asparagus) it doesn't

I just wondered thats all - it must be pretty pungent to drift up to be smelt.

Why am I typing this? I don't really want to know the intricacies of male urination. Must do some work....

[Scottieb]

[QUOTE]Must do some work.... [QUOTE]

I think i've just fallen off my computer! are you at home?

[dudewheresmycar]

What would of happened if Einstein died and he only got as far as E=????

[CupidKnewRap]

einstein at no point ever said E=MCsquared. His finall theorum was several hundered pages long. the short formula was made by a pair of dutch physicists who were trying to disprove albert and wanted an easy way to test his prepostrously long calculations edit : calculations from his paper on inertia in a special relativistic universe

Edited by CupidKnewRap, 01 July 2005 - 11:35 AM.

[LazyDonkey]

Just had a bottle of Innocent juicy water (cranberry, raspberry flavour) v.v nice

[CupidKnewRap]

[homer simpson]mmm...innocent juices [\homer simpson]

Edited by CupidKnewRap, 01 July 2005 - 12:01 PM.

[Richy]

It was my last day at work today Im now unemployed....And about to embark on the Playboy lifestyle

[Scottieb]

It was my last day at work today


Im now unemployed....And about to embark on the Playboy lifestyle

how come?

[jules_s]

It was my last day at work today


Im now unemployed....And about to embark on the Playboy lifestyle    

how come?

Long and short is that he is.....

a/. rich enough to resign

and

b/. one lucky mofo to be able to do a/. above

[jules_s]

anyways.....heres a first

Tigga! bork bork bork...off seloc actually brought a smile to my face today....

>clickmuppetgenius<

i fcuking luv that innit

[jules_s]

OMFG i just clicked a link that led me to a road crash site..... with a skoda (i think) vs a truck head on.... driver had no head left though

[CupidKnewRap]

please don't post the link .. seen enough really nasty crashes in Bosnia to last a liftetime