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[SPLAM]

That's better, monowhajacallits an all that.

[ianrm]

Ya wolfed that down

[SPLAM]

I was hungry.

[ianrm]

Give it 10 mins and you'll be hungry again

[SPLAM]

Give it 10 mins and you'll be hungry again

There is still some left.

[ianrm]

Breakfast

[SPLAM]

Breakfast

I'm not sure I can wait that long.

Edit: Ians done it again, this isn't irrelevant.

Edited by SamH, 01 July 2005 - 09:17 PM.

[Scottieb]

I'm so hungry!

I find pizza delivery times are better

Yep your right. I had one a couple of days ago though.



That's it, stop talking about food.

Chinese and pizza, the corner stone of any balanced diet.

[dudewheresmycar]

Ive just eaten a chocolate bar called a WHATCHAMACALLIT and now I feel

Edited by dudewheresmycar, 01 July 2005 - 10:13 PM.

[willow]

Woke up this morning, feeling a little sick and hungover - went downstairs to get a drink and find the postman putting a letter through the door - try my best to read - " Dear Mr Wilson, in light of your recent hospitalisation we would suggest you stay off of Alcohol for 3 months due to the damage it could cause" for fcuks sake, why couldnt they send me this 2 weeks ago before i went on the drinking binge talk about rubbing my nose in it ........ is this random enough?

[Richy]

" Dear Mr Wilson, in light of your recent hospitalisation we would suggest you stay off of Alcohol for 3 months due to the damage it could cause"

I was told to stop drinking 3years ago, after heavy session that left me pi5sing blood for a month .......


But still i 'binge' drink at weekends


Anyone out the got a spare Kidney

[Richy]

It was my last day at work today


Im now unemployed....And about to embark on the Playboy lifestyle    

how come?

Long and short is that he is.....

a/. rich enough to resign

and

b/. one lucky mofo to be able to do a/. above

I wish

[jules_s]

Welcome to the....

DARKSIDE

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[Richy]

Welcome to the....

DARKSIDE

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Cool He guessed my Elephant straight away


He did'nt Guess the 'fat lezzer' though

[vx_tigger]

I got hit with wet sponges today

[CupidKnewRap]

and I didn't

[ECM]

I have a bottle opener on the key rings of all my cars. Its useful but frustrating at times.

[CupidKnewRap]

not get stuck in your pocket with a bottle opener on them?

[jules_s]

I just sent my girlf a text message that read..... ok....then bagpuss is going to get it in the arse then... beat that

[iceman]

there's something not quite right, with having a bottle opener on a keyring and i always thought it strange when they started selling alcohol at garages ..that's like having a safety-pin tied to a condom..