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[Foxy]

I farted so loud last night, I scared my girlfriends cat!!!

..my GFs cat doesn't bat an eyelid anymore.

[ad172]

My Boss told us all that she had an opticians appointment this morning. She turns up 4 hours late with a brand new hair style and told us that she had it done last night. 3 Hours later she said that the traffic was very bad on the way back from the hairdressers this morning!!! Guess who has been making the coffees all day!!

Edited by ad172, 15 June 2005 - 02:36 PM.

[CupidKnewRap]

She's your boss.... so I reckon ... YOU

[jules_s]

Well, I just had some microsoft outlook training.....and fcuk me I would rather have spent time at the dentists edit: milk and two sugars please Adam

Edited by jules_s, 15 June 2005 - 02:40 PM.

[CupidKnewRap]

Well, I just had some microsoft outlook training.....and fcuk me I would rather have spent time at the dentists

Oh god. I have traumatic flashbacks about MS training packages, pergatory holds no fear since my Active Directory course.

[Richy]

Good thread, let's make this the new WA.


I've said this before on here but it still makes me laugh when I have to phone a company from work, they are called Wayne-Kerr...

We used to buy Timber from a company in Sweden called Shagg goats

[Richy]

My birth mark is on my Knob....

[jules_s]

My birth mark is my Knob....

[iandhd]

My top lip keeps itching.

[john_s]

My mate's accountant is called Gordon Bennett.

[ianrm]

I'm hungry again

[ad172]

I'm going home now and have friday off work!!!

[ad172]

Only another 173 pages and this thread will be beating WA

Edited by ad172, 15 June 2005 - 03:32 PM.

[Richy]

I pushed a 3 ton cable coil out of my way with the works new Navara 4x4 and blamed someone else today

[ianrm]

I'm now starving

[speedyK]

London taxi-drivers are legally permitted to urinate in public.

provided the act is formally witnessed by a member of the police.

As I understood it, they really are permitted to urinate against the wheel of their vehicle, but are required to cry, "Relief!" to justify their behaviour – just to keep it nice and discreet (Also heard it claimed that it is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long as it's on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle. But I actually know of a case where a university professor was done for whipping it out for a roadside slash in darkest rural Wales when a patrol car happened to catch him. Maybe he was just exceptionally well-endowed and they caught him just at the "drip-shaking moment" – but they did him for indecent exposure and all his protests went unheard).

Also, legally cabbies have to ask whether you have smallpox or the plague before they take you anywhere

And, just in case you were wondering , it's also illegal to enter the houses of parliament in a suit of armour...

>here<

Can't see ANY point to WA myself, but this thread is a mine of (useless?) info!

[ianrm]

I'm full now

[iceman]

i'm happy for you

[robin]

i farted so loud one night that it made my girlfreind jump in her sleep. i couldnt stop laughing.

[Foxy]

i farted so loud one night that it made my girlfreind jump in her sleep. i couldnt stop laughing.

..my GF doesn't bat an eyelid anymore.