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#701 JimH

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 12:05 PM

My dog is currently suffering from the most terrible flatulence.

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 12:59 PM

Isnt it always? What you feeding it? :unsure:

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 01:02 PM

I like raw onions thumbsup eat them like apples :)

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 01:08 PM

I like raw onions thumbsup

eat them like apples :)

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 02:06 PM

I like raw onions thumbsup

eat them like apples :)

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Or unique????

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 02:09 PM

Isnt it always?

What you feeding it? :unsure:

She's been in kennels for the past couple of weeks which makes her a bit stressed (read: demolishes kennels) and she looses a lot of weight. I'm hoping the louder than normal problem will go away once she's settled down again.

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 02:12 PM

My dog is currently suffering from the most terrible flatulence.

Does you dog ever have wonderful, pleasant flatulence ?

" Ahhh , Bisto ! "

:D

Dog farts are terrible. My dog ate leftover liver the other night and his bum was alive in the night. House reeked like a swamp in the morning.

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 02:14 PM

My dog is currently suffering from the most terrible flatulence.

Does you dog ever have wonderful, pleasant flatulence ?

" Ahhh , Bisto ! "

:D

Dog farts are terrible. My dog ate leftover liver the other night and his bum was alive in the night. House reeked like a swamp in the morning.

:o :lol: Thats why I dont have a dog ;)

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 02:16 PM

Does you dog ever have wonderful, pleasant flatulence ?

No but it is usually restricted to discreet "phssst" noises and an nasty but short lived odour. ATM I am being treated to some trouser trumpets which would put Mr Methane to same.

Edited by JimH, 12 January 2006 - 02:16 PM.


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Posted 12 January 2006 - 02:16 PM

My dog is currently suffering from the most terrible flatulence.

Does you dog ever have wonderful, pleasant flatulence ?

" Ahhh , Bisto ! "

:D

Dog farts are terrible. My dog ate leftover liver the other night and his bum was alive in the night. House reeked like a swamp in the morning.

:o :lol: Thats why I dont have a dog ;)

Cats don't smell much nicer, and it hurts when they scratch :o

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 02:22 PM

Always remember when my mate gave his dog the leftovers of his curry. He quite happily scoffed it down then growled at him after he had finished as if to say "you b*stard - that was waaay to spicy" :lol:

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 02:34 PM

My dog is currently suffering from the most terrible flatulence.

Does you dog ever have wonderful, pleasant flatulence ?

" Ahhh , Bisto ! "

:D

Dog farts are terrible. My dog ate leftover liver the other night and his bum was alive in the night. House reeked like a swamp in the morning.

:o :lol: Thats why I dont have a dog ;)

Cats don't smell much nicer, and it hurts when they scratch :o

I dont have one of them either. Dont get time for an animal, and think it would be unfair on them.

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Posted 12 January 2006 - 07:02 PM

Had one of the best sales days today for many a moon. Got a very busy day on the cards tomorrow now delivering it all :rolleyes:

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 08:47 AM

I have a jeans for genes day at work today. thumbsup

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 09:33 AM

I have a jeans for genes day at work today. thumbsup

I wear jeans most days as I can wear whatever I want at work! :P :P

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 09:35 AM

Cats don't smell much nicer, and it hurts when they scratch :o

not if you tape up the cats feet.

It's a tricky job but the funny dance at the end is well worth it.

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 09:44 AM

Thats cruel! :beat:

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 09:56 AM

I love my cat. and she loves tape-paw.

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 09:56 AM

A woman with her skirt around her waist can run faster than a man with his trousers round his ankles.

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Posted 13 January 2006 - 10:12 AM

A woman with her skirt around her waist can run faster than a man with his trousers round his ankles.

Speaking from experience there easy? :rolleyes:




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