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Started by jules_s , Jun 15 2005 09:48 AM

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#781 Stevoraith

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Posted 14 April 2007 - 09:20 PM

Hey, it beats working. :D If I was really sad I'd work out how much I got paid while reading it ;)

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Posted 14 April 2007 - 11:16 PM

Ive just eaten an entire bag of Walkers - Peking Spare Rib & Five Spice Sensations crisps. Now my tongue feels like ive licked a BBQ coal and the rest of my mouth feels like the bottom of a Budgie cage :blink:

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 04:41 PM

Very random, an Articulated lorry has come round the roundabout outside work and the trailer has come loose and fallen off. :o Traffic nightmare at the moment, I have no idea how they're going to recover it. Quite funny to see, but then, I'm not stuck in traffic and I wasn't driving!! ;)

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 04:51 PM

Lewis Hamilton won the GP yesterday.

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 04:58 PM

Geoff has brought left-over fish curry for his lunch again. The whole fecking offics stinks of fish. :sick: Good job I used the microwave first.

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 05:13 PM

Lewis Hamilton won the GP yesterday.

Now that's just cruel, you'll end up giving Casino a stroke!!! :P

:blink: :huh: :unsure: :huh: poof :P :lol: ;)

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 05:21 PM

:rolleyes:

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 08:18 PM

everything in my life costs £300. new glasses: £300 work on the vx: £300 oven breaks i buy a new one: £300 new staircase for my house: £300 is it me, or is that just trippy!? :blink:

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 08:44 PM

AntB is officially el-cheapo :lol:

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Posted 16 April 2007 - 08:51 PM

AntB is officially el-cheapo :lol:


for a guy who's only 27, to be able to cough up £1200 just like that in one month, without touching my savings, or hitting the credit cards, i'm happy. if those items were £500 each instead of £300, i'd be less happy :D

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 02:56 AM

new glasses: £300


poof

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 01:06 PM


new glasses: £300


poof


Should've gone to Specsavers!! :groupjump:

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 01:19 PM



new glasses: £300


poof


Should've gone to Specsavers!! :groupjump:


the joys of having fcuked eyes. if i don't pay out through the @rsehole for lenses, they'd look like milk bottle bottoms :beat:

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 01:36 PM

i'm thinking of beginning taking steroids to get huge :tt: any one already taking them? What are your thoughts and recommendations?

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 01:38 PM

i'm thinking of beginning taking steroids to get huge :tt: any one already taking them? What are your thoughts and recommendations?


Elmo returns :o Imnotworthy :lol:

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Posted 17 April 2007 - 01:46 PM

Hi sexy. chinky chinky My VX just had metro wing mirrors fitted! looks awsome.

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 05:30 PM

Random Irrelevance? I'm in the right place! I got home last night to find my female bengal cat willow be humped by a big fat ginger cat. Normally bengals are able to fight their way out of a corner but this was a very, very fat cat and had squashed her. You know I've been playing Star wars: Knights of the old republic 2 on my pc. You have the option in the game to go dark side by being nasty and killing everything in sight including the friendly people. I have tried several times to do this, but I can't as I end up feeling guilty and deleting all my "dark side" save games and starting again. :( :D Yesterday I noticed the two 17 year old girls at training have got nice tits. Never noticed that before. Honest. :) Had a scary dream last night where I lost my job for downloading porn onto my work pc. :blink: As if I'm stupid enough to do that. I may have spent some time browsing ebay for lego at work but thats it. Oh and spending time here of course. :D

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 06:31 PM

You know I've been playing Star wars: Knights of the old republic 2 on my pc. You have the option in the game to go dark side by being nasty and killing everything in sight including the friendly people. I have tried several times to do this, but I can't as I end up feeling guilty and deleting all my "dark side" save games and starting again. :( :D


:lol: You big girl - I used to do that, dark side powers were faaar better than namby-pamby light side ones - these aern't the droids you're looking for blah blah blah - yeah whatever. Far more fun holding friendly people in a neck grip :tt: :lol:

Yesterday I noticed the two 17 year old girls at training have got nice tits. Never noticed that before. Honest. :)


Yeah right :P

Had a scary dream last night where I lost my job for downloading porn onto my work pc. :blink: As if I'm stupid enough to do that


Maybe these last 2 points are somehow connected..... :P

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 06:50 PM

Just got back from lunch and there was a duck sat in my parking place - me thinks it's lost. I've been told i can keep it till december! :huh:

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 07:40 PM

SLow day at work, i too have just read all of this thread and a random thing struck me - a few peoples post counters don't seem to increase - pages 37+ Amanda is on 2001 space oddity :dry: :D
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