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Random Irrelevance
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jules_s
, Jun 15 2005 09:48 AM
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#822
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Posted 09 May 2007 - 01:46 AM
You can't buy more than 10 of the same item in Tescos without authorisation from the checkout supervisor.
(I don't think it applies to potatoes and the like!) 
#823
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Posted 09 May 2007 - 05:34 PM
You can't buy more than 10 of the same item in Tescos without authorisation from the checkout supervisor.
(I don't think it applies to potatoes and the like!)
What about yoghurts?
Why do people think that you can't see them picking their nose just becasue there's a car window in between you and them?
#824
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Posted 09 May 2007 - 06:04 PM
Today the colour of the phlem i'm coughing up is.
Yellow 
#825
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Posted 10 May 2007 - 01:48 AM
There are 55 bottles of wine in my house (that I can find anyway)
0 beers though 
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Posted 10 May 2007 - 02:51 AM
I think the pesky Americans are off to bomb something as there's lot of planes going over the house tonight from the air base! 
#827
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Posted 12 May 2007 - 05:43 PM
Throwing a sickie always costs me money. I've just ordered a Larini.
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Posted 21 May 2007 - 09:37 PM
On Saturday evening, me and my girlf took my parents out to a quality restaurant to thank them for helping with the house.
Halfway though our main course, a woman on the table adjacent projectile vomited her starter up.
She was so mortified, she just laid her head in the puke and moaned.
Nice.
#829
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 12:34 PM
i need to get a gf for this weekend as i'll be the only one in my group of mates without one! gooseberry or wot 
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 01:04 PM
Hire an Escorti need to get a gf for this weekend as i'll be the only one in my group of mates without one! gooseberry or wot
HTH
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 01:07 PM
Hire an Escort
i need to get a gf for this weekend as i'll be the only one in my group of mates without one! gooseberry or wot
HTH
How much do you charge?
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:11 PM
You could'nt afford me
Hire an Escort
i need to get a gf for this weekend as i'll be the only one in my group of mates without one! gooseberry or wot
HTH
How much do you charge?
#833
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 03:35 PM
Cheap as chips springs to mind
she running a bit slow today
up all night doing plates eh 
wake up
Edited by jasvxt, 22 May 2007 - 03:35 PM.
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Posted 22 May 2007 - 08:20 PM
Typical, not long before Punch turns up
up all night doing plates eh
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 10:58 AM
On Saturday evening, me and my girlf took my parents out to a quality restaurant to thank them for helping with the house.
Halfway though our main course, a woman on the table adjacent projectile vomited her starter up.
She was so mortified, she just laid her head in the puke and moaned.
Nice.
You made me choke on my flap-jack
#837
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 11:21 AM
You could probably find a 1.6L for around £30 per day. An Escort Cosworth would be interesting but substantially more expensive.
Hire an Escort
i need to get a gf for this weekend as i'll be the only one in my group of mates without one! gooseberry or wot
HTH
How much do you charge?
HTH
#838
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 11:56 AM
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise
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Posted 24 May 2007 - 07:54 PM
Not exactly 'irrelivent' (not to me anyway)
...but now i'm back in the land of all that is vx
Please could some kind soul (or if not, then TT will have to do ) explain to a newbie numpty, just how to get my darn forum clock right 
(I know, i know...i should know how by now but i'm thick 
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..and to whoever helps, a BIG
.icey
...but now i'm back in the land of all that is vx
Please could some kind soul (or if not, then TT will have to do
) explain to a (I know, i know...i should know how by now but i'm thick )..and to whoever helps, a BIG
.icey
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Posted 25 May 2007 - 01:16 PM
..and to whoever helps, a BIG
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