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[AliM]

lol thanks for sharing that! i like this thread, i've just eaten too many pringles. edit: just thought - most of my posts are irrelevant. I may as well save my time and just come straight here

Edited by AliM, 19 June 2008 - 06:11 PM.

[RMC]

edit: just thought - most of my posts are irrelevant

Damn you only just noticed that

[AliM]

yeah! the months of eye pollution i've put you all through!

[Yellow_or_black?]

Ooh, have never seen this before. I think this needs new input. I'm waiting for Jeremy Kyle to come on in half an hour

[casino]

An East bound train has just left Lee station and a goods train has just gone through on the opposite line.

[Yellow_or_black?]

I'm waiting for Jeremy Kyle to come on in half an hour

Today's title is 'How do I stop my teenage daughter from becoming a man.' Fantastic

[casino]

There goes another Eastbound goods train hauling 16 trucks. How much bhp do they produce!! ??

[jules_s]

Where do I start? I've spent the best part of a year researching a watch purchase...finally tried one on and didn't like it enough to buy it (yet) Whilst viewing the watch I've decided to buy the missus a ring that's worth more than the VX (but I'm not getting married) (yet lol) Whilst clearing out the office (smarter working - hell yeah) I found a christmas panto I wrote in '02....it was loosely based around a bloke called 'jack' who was a pisshead/druggie who found a giant hemp stalk growing in his garden. After meeting the giant (who owned a lapdancing emporium) jack travelled off to pastures all over the place. It was all written in verse, my favorite bit was when Jack went onto the starship enterprise....it went something like this... Jack materialised as if from nothing On the starship Enterprise...that must have been something. Who's this twat said spock....in a voice quite placid I deduce he's wasted on coke or acid Happy days

[p4cks]

Velour tracksuits are hideous.

[Yellow_or_black?]

I think you need to post up the whole of the panto Jules - it could be your Christmas present to .org

[jules_s]

I think you need to post up the whole of the panto Jules - it could be your Christmas present to .org

lol.

That could prove a tad difficult....it originated on the works intranet forum and ran to 100 pages +

Easy to re-construct for a .org styley xmas panto though. One central character (Jack) who binds the story together, then every poster brings in the forum fold into the verse.

EG

Jack woke up wasted after a night a Fabs.
He vaguely remembered Joe flashing his abs.

Quite bewildered Jack thought WTF?
Fab then said: no you ate all the confit duck....

Haggi then chipped in....'no you fools'
I'm the spam whore king, your all tools....

JG joined in with his car all black and shiney
Good god, no fear of that, he never drives it god blimey

etc etc etc

I can talk in verse alllllll day long

Etc etc

[Yellow_or_black?]

fcuk me, who knew That is freaking genius I'm loving that idea...bring it on

[Pooh Bear]

A random text my brother sent me the other day

If the flies hadn't been eating it,
I would have trod on the sh!t,
thinking it only a stone,
until they had suddenly flown..

[turbobob]

I think you need to post up the whole of the panto Jules - it could be your Christmas present to .org

lol.

That could prove a tad difficult....it originated on the works intranet forum and ran to 100 pages +

Easy to re-construct for a .org styley xmas panto though. One central character (Jack) who binds the story together, then every poster brings in the forum fold into the verse.

EG

Jack woke up wasted after a night a Fabs.
He vaguely remembered Joe flashing his abs.

Quite bewildered Jack thought WTF?
Fab then said: no you ate all the confit duck....

Haggi then chipped in....'no you fools'
I'm the spam whore king, your all tools....

JG joined in with his car all black and shiney
Good god, no fear of that, he never drives it god blimey

etc etc etc

I can talk in verse alllllll day long

Etc etc

That's quality

[Crazyfrog (Fab)]

Jack woke up wasted after a night a Fabs.
He vaguely remembered Joe flashing his abs.

Quite bewildered Jack thought WTF?
Fab then said: no you ate all the confit duck....

Haggi then chipped in....'no you fools'
I'm the spam whore king, your all tools....

JG joined in with his car all black and shiney
Good god, no fear of that, he never drives it god blimey

etc etc etc

a lot of right on those verse

[Yellow_or_black?]

Come on Jules, start a thread

[turbobob]

Come on Jules, start a thread

[jazzyjeff]

Got dragged into a random irrelevant conversation in the street last night discussing what the true colour of martian soil? How obscure is that! JJ

[jules_s]

I'm going to drink my most expensive drink ever tomorrow (hopefully) With a Pizza

[Bargi]

I think you need to post up the whole of the panto Jules - it could be your Christmas present to .org

lol.

That could prove a tad difficult....it originated on the works intranet forum and ran to 100 pages +

Easy to re-construct for a .org styley xmas panto though. One central character (Jack) who binds the story together, then every poster brings in the forum fold into the verse.

EG

Jack woke up wasted after a night a Fabs.
He vaguely remembered Joe flashing his abs.

Quite bewildered Jack thought WTF?
Fab then said: no you ate all the confit duck....

Haggi then chipped in....'no you fools'
I'm the spam whore king, your all tools....

JG joined in with his car all black and shiney
Good god, no fear of that, he never drives it god blimey

etc etc etc

I can talk in verse alllllll day long

Etc etc

quality thread, Jules please bring on some more of your waxing lyrical!

my sister sent me a photo of a half eaten rabbit her cat got at, bad pussy