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[TurboTomato]

Fuckers that go on cardio machines in the gym, sweat profusely all over them and then only wipe their sweat off the bits you can see

[caleebra]

Motherfcuking arsewits that pull out on you on your B-road commute, depsite you being clearly visible, then indicate to turn off a few hundred yards later BASTARDS Happened to me twice this morning. Second time I lost the cool a bit and gesiculated whilst sounding the horn (I found it when needed!!!) - HE then had the nerve to give ME the finger And hand built cars whose fecking doors decide to play up and not shut properly when you have an armful of folders, a handful of drawings and a laptop over your shoulder

[LazyDonkey]

Good morning Lee - lovely day isn't it ! ....and i thought i was in a bad mood today !

[LazyDonkey]

Good morning Lee - lovely day isn't it ! ....and i thought i was in a bad mood today ! EDIT : Damm stupid f*cking ar*ewipe sh*t work LAN

Edited by LazyDonkey, 02 August 2005 - 08:12 AM.

[LazyDonkey]

Right get this. Some of you may know that my stupid big w*nk company has had a pay review to squash 7 pay grades into one pay grade with 6 scales. Not a problem for me i thought as my current scale has 6 scales that aligned pretty well with the salary bands for the new one, But oh no. For my business family (fcuking get my gun !) there are only grades 1,2,3......5,6. Can you guess what grade i should be on ?!?!? Apparently when the "job slotting" process was done, no-one met the criteria defined for a grade 4 (even tho my job was made permanent in Jan and was independently graded as a 4 equiv) so they just missed it out. So i'm now downgraded to a 3, meaning promotion becomes almost impossible and my pay cannot rise cos i've hit the top of my band! But don't worry guys. I've got a number for the HR hotline. I've called it twice a day for a week and a half now askin the same question (stubborn? me ?) and have yet to recieve an answer. Part of me is enjoying this cos I'm tieing HR in knots with their contradictory answers but at the same time god its annoying. ....and the worst bit? I'll bet you a tonne of money in a month my grade will be re-instated and all will be well. .......feel better now !

[JimH]

This week I am mostly hating Artex.

[willow]

People all of a sudden putting the asking price of a house up and then justify it by saying it includes all the furnitue - its a fcuking fitted kitchen how the fcuk can you ask that amount of fcuking money for leaving the fcuking kitchen in there when you cant fcuking move it any fcuking way - their answer? - its the cost of the house thats gone up - not because we are including the furniture - Dont give me that fcuking sh*t you fcuking w*nker - i spent a fcuking fortune travelling all the way over here to buy your fcuking house and now you are fcuking telling me that its going to be more fcuking money because i get a fcuking shitty unbalanced shaky table with the fcuking place. edited: spellings, and to add one more fcuk

Edited by willow, 02 August 2005 - 09:51 AM.

[Smiler]

The di*khead in the chavmobile that sped round the blind corner of a junction near home as I pulled out.. he was doing at least 50 in a 30, opposite a school.. and had the feck cheeck to tell me to F-OFF!!! wtf!!... span round and gave chase but got stuck behind a 1920's slow as sh*te mobile... god I was mad!... Also sick of chav clio's trying to do handbrake turns round mini round abouts near a co-op thats always got tonnes of kids around.. DICK!... I swear I'm going to swing for a chav one day this week!..

[jules_s]

Any fnarking TV programme which features property development its either 'ooooh whats a contingency sum' AGAIN or last night a fcuking accountant who single handed managed the scheme from top to bottom and got it on time and under budget*..... *the budget was massive for the work that was needed, and there was an architects signboard in nearly every shot

[jules_s]

channel five; two incompetent bints and one smarmy cnut presenter.

You forgot to add...

They had more money than sense. He was so hen pecked it beggared belief.

and most importantly

the presenter is a fully qualified architect

[jules_s]

yep,

I found it hard to believe too. He spouts so much rubbish and inaccuracies ive dubbed him the 'James Allen' of property development shows

>linkage<

Only click that when you are sat down Ant....

[LazyDonkey]

yep,

I found it hard to believe too. He spouts so much rubbish and inaccuracies ive dubbed him the 'James Allen' of property development shows

>linkage<

Only click that when you are sat down Ant....

I know nothing about architecture but he did come accross as a right prat.

I prefer the grand designs man - don't know of his background but he seems like a clever chap

[jules_s]

more specifically.... PS....hows the artex going Jim?

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[jules_s]

The clarke:desai website in an informative place

[JimH]

There are some people in the world who are just born to be attacked with a shovel. That man is one of them.