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[VXT Tim]

That fcuking Heinz tomato soup advert with everyone blowing!!!!!!

[2.2_na]

Mini-cab drivers, driving behind me often with only one headlight working, driving like complete idiots going far too fast in an attempt to get to their next job quicker, trying to overtake or undertake - any way to try to get past me! I wonder if they are even licenced to pick up customers...!

[Simonk0_0]

That you cannot by a family pack of beef monster munch. Thanks for letting me get that out [/quote] you can buy a family pack...... not been released very long tho omg , i replied to a post that was 5 years old.... doh

Edited by Simonk0_0, 09 October 2010 - 11:34 AM.

[spuk87]

People who say "I'ma" meaning "I am going to." Especially when you are a working class teenage white girl, not a black American rapper.


Facebook status; "Think Ima go to bed".

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

[JDS]

Waking up at 3 in the morning with a trapped nerve. It then taking nearly a minute to put my coat on and then having to drive to work with one arm in 3rd gear the whole way.

[2.2_na]

Some arrogant guy parking near where I work... He parked his Ferrari (with NO disabled badge) in a disabled parking bay. He then got out and asked me if parking there would get him a parking ticket, or would he get clamped. I said it's unlikely that he would get clampled, but very likely that he could get a ticket. His reply was "Oh I don't want to get my car clamped, but if it's a ticket then I don't care - It's only money".

[Mangham54]

Some arrogant guy parking near where I work...

He parked his Ferrari (with NO disabled badge) in a disabled parking bay.
He then got out and asked me if parking there would get him a parking ticket, or would he get clamped.
I said it's unlikely that he would get clampled, but very likely that he could get a ticket.
His reply was "Oh I don't want to get my car clamped, but if it's a ticket then I don't care - It's only money".

What a knob!

[LY_Scott]

People who say "I'ma" meaning "I am going to." Especially when you are a working class teenage white girl, not a black American rapper.


Facebook status; "Think Ima go to bed".

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

agreed.

[Mike (Cliffie)]

The bint in the black 206 yesterday morning on the M1/M25 that insisted in driving to within a foot of my rear clam in the dark in the wet then banging her brakes on repeatedly. So, I pull over a lane early to come off at the M25 and to let her get past so she then tries to cut in front of me to also come off. She then bangs her brakes on, pulls in behind me and sits six inches off my rear clam. So, I pull out again as I simply don't want her behind me and she undertakes me, cursing and swearing and practising her best sign language. I leave her to it and join the slip road further down and head onto the M25 anti-clock. Next I know I have a 206 6 inches off my rear clam. So, I get onto the M25 and she again come up my inside on what is left of the slip road so I let her in (better in front than behind) and she slams her brakes on to avoid hitting an artic. So, I get over to the outside lane as quick as I can and hope that is the last I see of her but lo and behold she again appears on my inside and barges in front of a car three cars in front of me and slams her brakes on causing us all to take avoidance measures. Traffic is pretty bad round this section and I guess I have seen the last of her but no...about Junction 16 I find her jammed about a foot behind a white combo van doing the up the arse and brake technique she had perfected behind me. I held back and flashed her out to overtake as I really thought she wanted past this van but no, she seemed to be quite intent on her getting to work plan. Stressed me out and ruined my journey in.

[Crazyfrog (Fab)]

Stressed me out and ruined my journey in.

[siztenboots]

klingons

[turbobob]

The bint in the black 206 yesterday morning on the M1/M25 that insisted in driving to within a foot of my rear clam in the dark in the wet then banging her brakes on repeatedly.

So, I pull over a lane early to come off at the M25 and to let her get past so she then tries to cut in front of me to also come off. She then bangs her brakes on, pulls in behind me and sits six inches off my rear clam.

So, I pull out again as I simply don't want her behind me and she undertakes me, cursing and swearing and practising her best sign language. I leave her to it and join the slip road further down and head onto the M25 anti-clock. Next I know I have a 206 6 inches off my rear clam.

So, I get onto the M25 and she again come up my inside on what is left of the slip road so I let her in (better in front than behind) and she slams her brakes on to avoid hitting an artic.

So, I get over to the outside lane as quick as I can and hope that is the last I see of her but lo and behold she again appears on my inside and barges in front of a car three cars in front of me and slams her brakes on causing us all to take avoidance measures.

Traffic is pretty bad round this section and I guess I have seen the last of her but no...about Junction 16 I find her jammed about a foot behind a white combo van doing the up the arse and brake technique she had perfected behind me. I held back and flashed her out to overtake as I really thought she wanted past this van but no, she seemed to be quite intent on her getting to work plan.

Stressed me out and ruined my journey in.

Erm isn't that standard driving technique on the M25?

[XXX]

People saying that they are "a bit gutted"....FFS you are either "gutted" or you ain't. There are no degrees of guttedness.........

[Mangham54]

People saying that they are "a bit gutted"....FFS you are either "gutted" or you ain't. There are no degrees of guttedness.........

The arse at work that pronounces maintainence 'may-tay-nen-sss'! For fcuk sake you are meant to be from Yorkshire, therefore remove not add!

[Crock]

The potential customers I've had in today

Don't knock your customers - especially ones that buy horrible little Corsa's off you

[Crock]

Oh yeah and I hate Saturday nights - xfactor, strictly come bloody dancing and other crap like that. I think the pub would be a much better idea.

[MaDFreeBiRD]

WOMEN!!!

[Ouchie]

WOMEN!!!

Seconded, thirded and forthed!

[turbobob]

Sarah Cox...

Annoyingly ending every attempt at comedy with, "erm". Also, what's with the sharp intake of breath every few seconds?! Talk normally you twat!

x 1,000,000 fucking stupid twat. And whats with that stupid fucking squeal?