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#2141 Ouchie

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Posted 07 November 2010 - 05:37 AM


WOMEN!!!

Seconded, thirded and forthed! :lol:

I take it back. Women are great.

Hold on, I'm suddenly broke. Where'd my money go?!

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 11:53 AM

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#2143 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 06:11 PM

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#2144 Mangham54

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Posted 08 November 2010 - 07:16 PM


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Kwik Fit and More Than Insurance Providers: Get the fcuking message... When I say you are not even close, get the pissing hint... Drop you price by 55% and call me back... Otherwise I am just going to get rude!

#2145 CHARL13

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Posted 09 November 2010 - 06:27 PM

Selecing the £200 iPod Connector option on a new car, only to get the same functionality as a portable cd player. Office politics - If I pretent to give a sh** about what ever trivial issue you're making a huge fuss about will you shut the fcuk up? Middle lane hoggers - Are you really so self absorbed that even being undertaken by a bright yellow punto isn't a big enough hint that you're being an inconsiderate twat? Some one rocking up late to a meeting, talking about stuff that a) has already been discussed and B) isn't relevant, causing the meeting to over run and meening I'll be traversing the M6 at rush hour. Thanks. That is all.

#2146 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 01:02 AM

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#2147 Mike (Cliffie)

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 09:06 AM

The BMW/Audi drivers that stay in the far right of the 4 lanes until the last minute before pulling in because their too good to queue thus holding everyone else up!


I hate to generalise but you have a good point there, why do they do that? Is it arrogance, ignorance or just plain bullying? I have also noticed that VW Passat drivers are starting to join this elite band of fuckwits as well.

This does not apply to all BMW, Audi and Passat drivers however. My brother in law has a 5 series, Timbo has an M5 and Techie an Audi and I know none of them drive like that.

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 10:02 AM

This does not apply to all BMW, Audi and Passat drivers however. My brother in law has a 5 series, Timbo has an M5 and Techie an Audi and I know none of them drive like that.


I drive like that!

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 10:06 AM


This does not apply to all BMW, Audi and Passat drivers however. My brother in law has a 5 series, Timbo has an M5 and Techie an Audi and I know none of them drive like that.


I drive like that!


Hopefully not in front of me then.

#2150 Guest_Mikey (Guest)

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 10:09 AM

Hopefully not in front of me then.



Just kidding, I don't really. It's something that pisses me off though and my fellow BMW drivers are usually the culprits.

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 10:20 AM

Forgetting to stop Watching the 'What Gets On Your Tits?' thread and getting emails every day haha

#2152 VXT Tim

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 10:40 AM


Hopefully not in front of me then.



Just kidding, I don't really. It's something that pisses me off though and my fellow BMW drivers are usually the culprits.

I normally take great satisfaction from pulling alongside said german car owning tossbags and expressing my displeasure.
I would think twice if I pulled alongside and saw mikey :D

My wife got me in a bit of bother once, a van cut her up right infront of some traffic lights which then turned red. She pulled along side wound down my window and started shouting at this with me in the middle. This guy was MASSIVE with a shaved head and a ZZ Top beard. I can remember thinking 'oh my god he's going to get out, pick the car up with us in it and eat it'. Fortunately the shock of a 5ft 110lb angry woman shocked him into an apology. My only words were, you be more careful mate as we left company.

#2153 Guest_Mikey (Guest)

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 10:49 AM

I've made that mistake before. Yonks ago when I was a wee nipper I was driving home from college ahead of a pimped out Astra with tinted windows. This guy was driving so close to me I decided to pull over and let him pass but not before showing him a close up of my middle finger. Turns out the car had 4 Asian youths inside and at the next set of traffic lights they all climbed out and started beating the crap out of my poor MG Metro. I decided running a red light was the least of my worries so floored it and hoped for the best! Brown trouser moment...

#2154 luke.

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Posted 10 November 2010 - 08:29 PM

Student scumbags that shouldn't have been protesting! They should have been studying. Just because they are all high on wham bars and pot noodles doesn't mean they can cause trouble. Pussies!

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 12:37 AM

Student scumbags that shouldn't have been protesting! They should have been studying. Just because they are all high on wham bars and pot noodles doesn't mean they can cause trouble.

:yeahthat:

Either go and get a job, or go and study.

Criminal damage and hooliganism should guarantee they never get anything they want in the future, in my opinion. :angry2:

The police resources attending those student / idiots could have potentially been needed at a serious incident(s) elsewhere!

#2156 Ouchie

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 12:30 PM

From the reports it appears the rioting wasn't the lazy layaboutordinary decent students but people simply out for a good ruck with the police. Similar to the riots in France.

People protesting in a generally peaceful manner then bunch of people with bats, hoodies and scarves over their faces turn up and start trouble and damage.

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 01:40 PM

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 04:28 PM

people simply out for a good ruck with the police.

The police have got more important incidents to be dealing with than wasting resources on them!

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Posted 11 November 2010 - 10:49 PM

Fcuking man-flu! 4 days in I'm getting worse not better. :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat:

#2160 VXT Tim

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Posted 16 November 2010 - 06:00 PM

Mike Brewster. Ed spends days fixing, cleaning, polishing, painting the cars on Wheeler Dealers, as soon as he's finished Brewster comes in and runs his dirty little hands all over the paintwork. Did his mum not tell him not to touch and to look with your eyes?




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