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#2221 The Batman

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Posted 19 December 2010 - 10:45 AM

Not being allowed to drive my van! I feel like a school boy again with no way of transportation..... Mum can you take me to the shops please :lol:

#2222 p4cks

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 07:45 PM

The word 'stock' in the place of the word 'standard'.
Underworld - Born Slippy. It's w4nk and always has been. Just because it was used on the soundtrack for an equally appalling 'cult' film it gets loved/bummed.
Maserati 3200GT owners. You have a £13k car. Just because it is a Maserati does not mean it is a supercar. They aren't even that good and for the price it'll cost you to run the fucker you could have bought something decent.
The Transporter
The cunt from The Transporter
The Transporter 2
The Transporter 3 (if there is one)
VTEC fanbois. All the lag of a Turbo with none of the performance. Who wants their power at 6k revs anyway?

#2223 fiveoclock

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 08:02 PM

Maserati 3200GT owners. You have a £13k car. Just because it is a Maserati does not mean it is a supercar. They aren't even that good and for the price it'll cost you to run the fucker you could have bought something decent.


I was underwhelmed by the 4200 so Christ knows what the 3200 is like

#2224 2.2_na

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 08:49 PM

Headaches :angry:

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 08:53 PM

Virgin media So Bravo and other channels are gone. Channel one is next apparently :(

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 09:52 PM

The ads I saw on tv on jan 1st 2011 for the Nissan Leaf. British built car - no problems. All electric - meh. Car of the year 2011 - WTF! How can it be car of the year 2011. It's not even arrived in the showrooms yet FFS :rolleyes:

#2227 darronwall

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 12:36 AM

elton john and his mincy boyfriend,i would like the pair of em to be locked in a house with barrymore for a day or 2 for a good lubbockin',while i,m at it put graham norton in too

#2228 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 01:21 AM

toe thumbsdown

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 10:38 AM

The word 'stock' in the place of the word 'standard'.
Underworld - Born Slippy. It's w4nk and always has been. Just because it was used on the soundtrack for an equally appalling 'cult' film it gets loved/bummed.
Maserati 3200GT owners. You have a £13k car. Just because it is a Maserati does not mean it is a supercar. They aren't even that good and for the price it'll cost you to run the fcuker you could have bought something decent.
The Transporter
The ***** from The Transporter
The Transporter 2
The Transporter 3 (if there is one)
VTEC fanbois. All the lag of a Turbo with none of the performance. Who wants their power at 6k revs anyway?

:lol: Posted Image to everything.

Virgin media
So Bravo and other channels are gone. Channel one is next apparently :(

sh** really? I knew Bravo was going but what else went? Channel one is pretty good as well :(

#2230 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 12:59 AM

tax

#2231 2.2_na

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 01:03 AM

tax


:yeahthat:

Tax increases when the tax is already high.

#2232 siztenboots

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 10:39 AM


tax


:yeahthat:

Tax increases when the tax is already high.


only when those that can easily afford it, avoid paying it

#2233 muckyman

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 11:39 AM

Tommy Walsh Cnut.

#2234 Craig S

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 11:54 AM

846 back to work emails none of which make the blind bit of difference.

#2235 TheRealVXed

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 12:00 PM

only when those that can easily afford it, avoid paying it


Not strictly true.... if you work in this country you pay tax on your earnings no matter how weathly you are despite what the Guardian says :lol: :P


The fcuking tubes. took me nearly 3 hours to get to work yesterday, normally takes an hour because of a broken down train and 3 (yes 3!!) signal failures!!

Lazy good for nothing engineers that close the roads so they can safely have a cup of tea at home. And then put variable speed limits up to boot.

Procrastinating purchasers....

Edited by VXed, 05 January 2011 - 12:00 PM.

#2236 Guest_Mikey (Guest)

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 12:06 PM

When I get what I deserve... stupid Karma!

#2237 VXT Tim

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 12:13 PM

When I get what I deserve... stupid Karma!


Finally caught 'the crabs' Mikey!!!!

#2238 deano01

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 12:39 PM

elton john and his mincy boyfriend,i would like the pair of em to be locked in a house with barrymore for a day or 2 for a good lubbockin',while i,m at it put graham norton in too


You forgot to add, the house to have an indoor pool. :lol:

Edited by deano01, 05 January 2011 - 12:40 PM.

#2239 G-Bob

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 12:40 PM

846 back to work emails none of which make the blind bit of difference.


Someone once told me that when he got back from Holiday, his inbox was so bad that he just deleted the whole lot. Anyone who had anything urgent would chase him up and he'd action it then.

#2240 Mangham54

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Posted 05 January 2011 - 12:42 PM

When I get what I deserve... stupid Karma!



Caught the Posted Image eh?
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