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[Mangham54]

Working in a customers office that has the AirCon set to 27 deg C FFS!!!!!!!!!!!! its like a reptile cage.
And some of them are still wearing fleeces etc

Having only a single window in an office (which opens into an underground car park) with 27C+ temps in the office with a marginal view of the blue sky and sunshine through window bars. Even Wakey Prison has been views than my office.

[The Batman]

Ooooo I got a good one here!!! Why do people ask a question that they fully well know that they will have no idea what you are talking about before you reply to there stupid question!!!

[lucasbenjani]

slow computers! When they are just loading and seem to be doing nothing for ages.. It breaks me sometimes

[LY_Scott]

Ooooo I got a good one here!!!

Why do people ask a question that they fully well know that they will have no idea what you are talking about before you reply to there stupid question!!!

lol, this reminds me when people ask what I do for a living, you tell them, they've no idea what it means, but they persist on pursuing this line of enquiry when we both know its going no-where...you're not going to get it, its ok i'm not that bothered! Oh and then get arsey when I can't fix their random laptop issue they feel inclined to divulge to me to keep this awful conversation going, Look I don't fking fix laptops or PC's and I know nothing about your mobile, I can have a go but certainly don't know off the top of my head. But I am sure your main problem is its full of crap because it hasn't been maintained ...The football is on and there are hot women about can we talk about that? I spend enough time thinking about work.

[slindborg]

Ooooo I got a good one here!!!

Why do people ask a question that they fully well know that they will have no idea what you are talking about before you reply to there stupid question!!!

lol, this reminds me when people ask what I do for a living, you tell them, they've no idea what it means, but they persist on pursuing this line of enquiry when we both know its going no-where...you're not going to get it, its ok i'm not that bothered! Oh and then get arsey when I can't fix their random laptop issue they feel inclined to divulge to me to keep this awful conversation going, Look I don't fking fix laptops or PC's and I know nothing about your mobile, I can have a go but certainly don't know off the top of my head. But I am sure your main problem is its full of crap because it hasn't been maintained ...The football is on and there are hot women about can we talk about that? I spend enough time thinking about work.

I get the "on you work with cars, well mines broken down" erm fcuk off, I deal with high end toys and OEM's..... your shitbox is of no interest to me so take it to kwikfit and get the car ruined.
Oh and when I was working on PCM's cretins would ask "so can you chip my car?", erm yes, I can chip the paint off your car

Edited by slindborg, 23 March 2011 - 11:11 AM.

[Zoobeef]

Ooooo I got a good one here!!!

Why do people ask a question that they fully well know that they will have no idea what you are talking about before you reply to there stupid question!!!

lol, this reminds me when people ask what I do for a living, you tell them, they've no idea what it means, but they persist on pursuing this line of enquiry when we both know its going no-where...you're not going to get it, its ok i'm not that bothered! Oh and then get arsey when I can't fix their random laptop issue they feel inclined to divulge to me to keep this awful conversation going, Look I don't fking fix laptops or PC's and I know nothing about your mobile, I can have a go but certainly don't know off the top of my head. But I am sure your main problem is its full of crap because it hasn't been maintained ...The football is on and there are hot women about can we talk about that? I spend enough time thinking about work.

I get 'oh thats nice' and then the subject changed

[KurtVerbose]

Any gynecologist on the forum, does anyone ask you to take a look at the wife? If so I might say I'm a breast doctor.

[siztenboots]

fiberglass shards in your hands

[Big Steve]

Any gynecologist on the forum, does anyone ask you to take a look at the wife?

If so I might say I'm a breast doctor.

While walking round LegoLand in Windsor (with the wife and kids) last summer, a (very) fat bloke walked past with a skin-tight T-shirt that had ridden up above his belly button, revealing some very fetching bright-purple stretch marks. He wore grey, fluffy sweat pants and was eating am ice cream and sweating profusely.

Do you have the picture in your head yet?


The bit that amused and appalled me (remember we're in Legoland, aimed at the under 8s) was the logo on the T Shirt:


I'm Not a Gynaecologist

But I'll have a look..

[MWS]

Bloody middle lane hoggers!!

[The Batman]

When my mum letd the colonel out!!! Lucky he thinks he is a dog and comes to me when I whistle!!

[turbobob]

Any gynecologist on the forum, does anyone ask you to take a look at the wife?

If so I might say I'm a breast doctor.

While walking round LegoLand in Windsor (with the wife and kids) last summer, a (very) fat bloke walked past with a skin-tight T-shirt that had ridden up above his belly button, revealing some very fetching bright-purple stretch marks. He wore grey, fluffy sweat pants and was eating am ice cream and sweating profusely.

Do you have the picture in your head yet?


The bit that amused and appalled me (remember we're in Legoland, aimed at the under 8s) was the logo on the T Shirt:


I'm Not a Gynaecologist

But I'll have a look..

Hmmm. I think I can top that. There is a guy here at work who has a nasty habbit of wearing his jeans quite low cut. But then he bends over. Now I don't go looking out for this, for example I look through the window before opening the door and .... its there. In full view. The hairiest arse crack. Ever! Its very

[Sutol]

The 'canned' laughter on 'You've been framed' even when it is quite clear that people and property are being irreparably damaged. Git TV at its finest.

[Big Steve]

Any gynecologist on the forum, does anyone ask you to take a look at the wife?

If so I might say I'm a breast doctor.

While walking round LegoLand in Windsor (with the wife and kids) last summer, a (very) fat bloke walked past with a skin-tight T-shirt that had ridden up above his belly button, revealing some very fetching bright-purple stretch marks. He wore grey, fluffy sweat pants and was eating am ice cream and sweating profusely.

Do you have the picture in your head yet?


The bit that amused and appalled me (remember we're in Legoland, aimed at the under 8s) was the logo on the T Shirt:


I'm Not a Gynaecologist

But I'll have a look..

Hmmm. I think I can top that. There is a guy here at work who has a nasty habbit of wearing his jeans quite low cut. But then he bends over. Now I don't go looking out for this, for example I look through the window before opening the door and .... its there. In full view. The hairiest arse crack. Ever! Its very

Sounds horrific You should have a quiet word and ask him to wax.

Back, sack and crack is all the rage, I hear.

[Boombang]

Has iTunes, or indeed anything with a fcuking "i" in front of it, been covered yet?

[VXT Tim]

Sat on motorway because some prick has driven like a *****! 50 minutes and not moved, loads of people out of their cars. So fcuked off.

[Zoobeef]

Sat on motorway because some prick has driven like a *****!

50 minutes and not moved, loads of people out of their cars.

So fcuked off.

Get off your phone haha. Can you see anything juicy?

[VXT Tim]

Engines been off for 40 mins!!! 4 fire trucks and more ambulances and police than I can count. Can't see anything, if the person who caused it isn't dead I hope they get fcuking locked up.

[MaDFreeBiRD]

Solidworks to the fcuking max, what an annoying program. Its just a mindfuck WHY do i have to do an engine crane its such a pointless task. If it aint broke dont fix it...

[siztenboots]

locktab washers , specifically the one some git at lotus made a complete mess of, in the pain in the arse to get to , top wishbone nut nearest the damper.